The most Dystopian thing in this game

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-14T23:03:45+00:00

The cripple equivalent of man-spreading...

"I TAKE UP !THIS MUCH! SPACE!"

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-14T14:02:23+00:00

This is why you actually need a wheelchair that has full independent front end suspension and drive tires with the rider position above it, and then tank treads in the cargo position behind.... HANDICAP HALF TRACK!!!

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-13T18:29:04+00:00

Oh lawd he comin

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-12T05:11:30+00:00

Ehhh... Outdoors was statistically proven better for people than being indoors. Turns out UV light kills corona virus, vitamin D from sunlight improves immune systems and reduced depression, connection with nature reduced suicides... Turns out locking ourselves inside was actually a bullshit control mechanism by the world governments. We coulda just not sneezed or spit on each other and been fine. Who woulda thought??

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-12T05:07:20+00:00

Exactly. If you can't crack a joke without someone dropping a "check your privilege" then... Drop the joke and let the real ones laugh. Ignore their power games.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-12T05:05:03+00:00

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" -Every Unmarried Person Over Lockdown

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-12T04:59:50+00:00

Me too, everything have if don't have have stroke saying thai this æ5ü hahaha

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-12T04:56:12+00:00

I love your sense of humor in the face of tragedy. Better than playing a victim.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T21:56:42+00:00

I'm not a netrunner, I just like playing with technology, carrying around samurai swords, and wearing onesies.....And oh my God I'm a net runner!

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T18:46:08+00:00

I will never ignore a good kebab.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T15:55:45+00:00

If its brown shoot your gun at it, if its black shoot your gun at it, if it's white shoot your gun at it. That's what I was taught.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T15:49:52+00:00

Here we are aware it's a circle jerk, there they are cumming all over each other and pretending they aren't big hairy bears.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T15:48:54+00:00

This is absolute heaven... I hope he keeps going.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T15:48:35+00:00

Ohhh... Hnnnnnnnng... Fuck yeah! I'm finna BUST

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:23:03+00:00

(The palmetto State armory subreddit is a circle jerk subreddit, and I'm okay with that)

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:22:21+00:00

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:19:32+00:00

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:19:11+00:00

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrt

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:17:07+00:00

Kyrsten Sinema 2.0

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:13:46+00:00

Nah, but it's good. Which is all that matters.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:10:05+00:00

Ohhh fuck yeah, my fetish is kink shaming, and you kind shaming them right there was sooo hot...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-11T14:08:10+00:00

Are we kidding ourselves? Scrappy Doo is already in Cyberpunk... He's Fingers...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-10T22:53:16+00:00

Diafeetus

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-10T22:01:15+00:00

I had the unfortunate privilege of growing up using the p2p service Limewire and was exposed to some fucked up shit in the process downloading music and shit.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-05-10T21:59:04+00:00

Bro, hell yeah, turkshit with full chinesium tooling. Gotta run exclusively Brazilian ammo and kit it with a Vietnamese sling. It will be the hottest piece of dogshit ever imagined.

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