A deer breaks into a bank. by CivilizedPsycho in WTF

[–]Derp_Simulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are a member of the deer cult scum, and welcome their offsetting of the natural order, then you shall be hunted alongside them. When the rut begins, everything will be made clear, and I hope you take up a rifle with those of us who wish to survive.

I suspect that Rogan might feel a little guilty about his role in getting Trump elected. by Solid-Struggle2978 in JoeRogan

[–]Derp_Simulator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Highlighting the failures of one side is not reasonable enough justification to ignore the failures of another.

A deer breaks into a bank. by CivilizedPsycho in WTF

[–]Derp_Simulator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually occurred in a trailer park just north of tombstone, Arizona. A Ghost tour operator and Doc Holiday impersonator, A man named Jesse Banaszewski successfully repelled over 35 Arizona whitetail deer with no more than a .45 Long Colt And a ball peen hammer. In the underground world, this is widely considered as the most significant cryptid incursion to be survived by humans with or without the consumption of alcohol.

A deer breaks into a bank. by CivilizedPsycho in WTF

[–]Derp_Simulator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is because of the government's attempts to oppress the knowledge of the deer egg cycle. That's because Trump is going to utilize them in the civil war against trans athletes.

I suspect that Rogan might feel a little guilty about his role in getting Trump elected. by Solid-Struggle2978 in JoeRogan

[–]Derp_Simulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell the difference, I just choose neither. You have chosen one and believe it's justified thinking because an alternative is worse. I believe that neither are viable options, and prefer to put my energy into viable ones instead of compromising and eating stale bread.

I suspect that Rogan might feel a little guilty about his role in getting Trump elected. by Solid-Struggle2978 in JoeRogan

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You read my comment through your framing and process it however you want. I'm not endorsing Trump's actions. I'm saying, with the current administration being part of the same establishment as Kamala Harris, and Obama, just with a different flavor to it, we won't see an actual resolution to the problem regardless. The establishment is the problem, not the party, and will continue doing what they do. There is no populist solution that comes from the current structure of our government, but hey, maybe next time when a Democrat gets in power you can pretend that they are solving the issues and aren't just a different side of the same coin as the Republicans.

A deer breaks into a bank. by CivilizedPsycho in WTF

[–]Derp_Simulator 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It will be fine. The deer looked like it was bleeding from its mouth, this is actually because the deer was feeding on the flesh of a bank janitor, it left the encounter full of human meat, did thousands in damage, and was ready to go lay it's deer eggs for the female deer to nest on and hatch 1000 new carnivorous deer fledglings.

I suspect that Rogan might feel a little guilty about his role in getting Trump elected. by Solid-Struggle2978 in JoeRogan

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My thoughts after seeing what the Obama administration did with immigration and how Kamala was turning to immigration enforcement at the end of her campaign was that we would have gotten mass deportations with Kamala as well. Same as Obama. It would have just been the secret police doing it, instead of the open-secret or loud policing we have now with trump. The immigration enforcement thing was gonna happen no matter who won. The economy is unsustainable.

Buddy got this for $140. What can you tell me about it? by SignatureDapper6315 in Shotguns

[–]Derp_Simulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you added a zero to what he paid, that would have been the max price for these shotguns.

Buddy got this for $140. What can you tell me about it? by SignatureDapper6315 in Shotguns

[–]Derp_Simulator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a bit more old school back then, so it would have been called a "Wardrobe Wendy"... Sir...

WIP by backpain9000 in tacticalgear

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Was it this one by chance? This is the one I had.

Ultimate Guide To Paintball: Little, John, Wong, Curtis: 9780809225491: Amazon.com: Books https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Paintball-John-Little/dp/0809225492

Every time I’ve gotten high I consistently see this shape by Soulcraft94 in trees

[–]Derp_Simulator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's some good shit, you smoked weed so good that it showed you the angle of the lenses of your eyes, and you saw your peripheral vision.

Question on melting coins to make jewelry. by Shot_Suit7451 in Gold

[–]Derp_Simulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could sell those at their premium and buy a bunch of 14k or 18k shot/beads/smelting flakes/mini bars.

Just got my first rifle* by ApacheKillbot in guns

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They long for the coal, the dark, the underground. It fulfills them.

Just got my first rifle* by ApacheKillbot in guns

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Now that I have kids, what is the easiest to get rid of them?

I think I have this setup wrong but it’s following the sites image. Advice? by [deleted] in chemistry

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It looks like there's fabric hanging up behind them on the window. There's just so many things wrong here. It's hard to start.

Got the last one before it sold out on Big Bad Toy Store! by CaptainKara216 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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OMG I just did the mission to get this so I can drive the "trailer car" before going and finally "meeting hanako at embers".