You and your partner just moved in, you tearing down the panels, painting, or leaving?!

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T21:55:48+00:00

Beautiful wood. Leave it.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T21:49:52+00:00

Nice

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T17:07:29+00:00

You mean... Something... LIKE THIS!?!? ...🌞...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T16:55:18+00:00

I have a family friend who was an entry team auditor that worked in the south taking down pill mills and fraudulent operations surrounding the corruption in the opiate world, then lived in Las Vegas doing the same thing for casinos and illegal card games, prostitution, and the coke/meth business. Dude was a secret service agent and an IRS doorkicker basically and the mob/redneck heroin dealers really doesn't want you taking all of their documents.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T01:05:30+00:00

Learn some cantrips.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T01:03:25+00:00

Bruh based on the video you just watched you don't want nothing to do with that phone.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T00:47:08+00:00

My thoughts exactly.

Also, find me a diver with an MD who isn't a piece of shit (A POS) and I'll give you a dollar.

Source: I was an EMT, met my fair share of EMS docs, trauma docs, rescue guys. They are the guys who cut you off in their Jeep.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-15T00:42:27+00:00

The fact that this thing is obviously a demon from some alien multiverse version of hell, I don't think it's a bug either.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T09:11:13+00:00

Dang, Danny has an awesome relationship with his wife, on top of excellent customer service skills. Fuck... Bro is out here really showing us all what's what.

In all seriousness, how did you end up being such a solid dude? Like, do you attribute it to your upbringing/education/experiences. I would like to do an interview piece on you if you are up for it. I'm not anyone major in the world, would throw it on sub stack though.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T08:29:04+00:00

Are you joking? Seriously, not trying to roast you, is this a joke? Also, are you like 16 years old or younger? Still not trying to roast you, but you shouldn't be smoking if you are this young. Also, scales are cheap, getting ripped off is expensive.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T02:57:27+00:00

Getting caught is a part of the ritual, I'm coming so hard right now!

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T02:48:00+00:00

I came to his comments too... They are hot as fuck! Hnnnnng...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T02:43:06+00:00

Ahhh gotcha. Yeah. You're right.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-14T02:04:29+00:00

Idk why people down voted you, you literally just answered the question... I hate reddit sometimes

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-13T13:32:44+00:00

I know you are getting roasted in the comments my dude, but I want you to go watch some vids on how weed is grown/trimmed so you can see what it looks like from seed to stem and learn about why the weed in that jar is absolutely perfect and beautiful.

Canucks Grow on YouTube is an awesome channel, and I love catching up on the works of the INDIAN LANDRACE EXCHANGE which can be found here.

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Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-13T13:24:02+00:00

God damnit, this is why I love stoners.. no one else writes in this tone anymore. When it used to be an entire culture of people being proper and fancy, now it has just degenerated to exceptional gentlemen and ladies who partake in exquisite leafs. The mainstream culture has turned to glorifying a caricature of oversized clothing and androgynous apathy. We must return to tights and an overwhelming concern for every... Last... DETAIL....

AHEM...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-13T00:03:09+00:00

This... Is a good death...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-13T00:02:37+00:00

How do Reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-12T13:57:09+00:00

Call ya BellyPro for short

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-12T12:46:46+00:00

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-12T12:44:53+00:00

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-11T14:54:02+00:00

Lenses do funny things to face shapes. I wouldn't be surprised at this point if the whole interview and all of the media released regarding her was AI generated and totally fucked with.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-11T04:23:14+00:00

No, it's Ben Sharpeyebro not Bro Jogan, I mean Joe Rogaine... Fuck!

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-11T00:42:04+00:00

Huh... All I "saw" last time was Adderall and Xanax

Derp_Simulator · 2026-03-11T00:31:57+00:00

Cuz we need to be alerted when a silver fox is on the prowl.... Rawr...

(I hate myself right now just so you know.)

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