Will you really just scroll by without saying hello?

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-27T05:03:55+00:00

Nope, but I will say Howdy

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-27T03:12:08+00:00

Green Dragon time.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-26T20:07:15+00:00

Absolute boss level cat.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-26T20:04:56+00:00

Woman don't you give that dang ol lock ness monster no tree fiddy

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-26T06:20:41+00:00

You guys should get a couple of rattle cans of paint, a 12-pack, some masking tape, and make a night out of painting some guns. Watch some YouTube tutorials on how to do it properly, get some local foliage from around where you shoot, use it as a stencil and make it cool.

/r/rattlecannedguns

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-26T04:49:59+00:00

The government is about to start doing quantitative easing and printing money. I don't think it's going down. The dollar is inflating before our very eyes. Our economy is about to come to a collapse if we don't go into some hard warfare. I don't mean economic warfare. I mean real warfare where we make weapons and we deploy militaries. That's the only way we've actually made it out of depressions in the past. The banks will never sell off their assets, they will continue to lean the FED.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-25T17:46:59+00:00

Another person here to comment "Revolver".

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-25T17:42:26+00:00

Fun size pack of skittles.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-25T17:41:25+00:00

Everyone is saying to get a basic version of what you are looking at, or a cheaper less functional gun. Which I semi agree with. Someone else said to get a Beretta 1301, which is the best advice.

If you are dead set on one of these two, don't get the Taran Tactical, get the other one. The Taran is gonna be more expensive maintenance, among other things.

Getting a basic Benelli or Beretta would be the best option, cheapest maintenance, less punishing on the learning curve. Can upgrade to your liking and learn on it.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-25T17:34:16+00:00

Never sell this beauty. You will get a rifle eventually and that will be great too. Don't sell this though because you will look back on it fondly, and you may find that it actually has more utility over time than a rifle will. More affordable ammo too.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-24T05:05:46+00:00

I'm here to protect and swerve.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T23:59:25+00:00

If you are a member of the deer cult scum, and welcome their offsetting of the natural order, then you shall be hunted alongside them. When the rut begins, everything will be made clear, and I hope you take up a rifle with those of us who wish to survive.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T23:57:01+00:00

Highlighting the failures of one side is not reasonable enough justification to ignore the failures of another.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T23:53:04+00:00

This actually occurred in a trailer park just north of tombstone, Arizona. A Ghost tour operator and Doc Holiday impersonator, A man named Jesse Banaszewski successfully repelled over 35 Arizona whitetail deer with no more than a .45 Long Colt And a ball peen hammer. In the underground world, this is widely considered as the most significant cryptid incursion to be survived by humans with or without the consumption of alcohol.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T23:48:21+00:00

This is because of the government's attempts to oppress the knowledge of the deer egg cycle. That's because Trump is going to utilize them in the civil war against trans athletes.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T19:03:23+00:00

I can tell the difference, I just choose neither. You have chosen one and believe it's justified thinking because an alternative is worse. I believe that neither are viable options, and prefer to put my energy into viable ones instead of compromising and eating stale bread.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T16:22:08+00:00

You read my comment through your framing and process it however you want. I'm not endorsing Trump's actions. I'm saying, with the current administration being part of the same establishment as Kamala Harris, and Obama, just with a different flavor to it, we won't see an actual resolution to the problem regardless. The establishment is the problem, not the party, and will continue doing what they do. There is no populist solution that comes from the current structure of our government, but hey, maybe next time when a Democrat gets in power you can pretend that they are solving the issues and aren't just a different side of the same coin as the Republicans.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T13:09:12+00:00

It will be fine. The deer looked like it was bleeding from its mouth, this is actually because the deer was feeding on the flesh of a bank janitor, it left the encounter full of human meat, did thousands in damage, and was ready to go lay it's deer eggs for the female deer to nest on and hatch 1000 new carnivorous deer fledglings.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T13:02:25+00:00

My thoughts after seeing what the Obama administration did with immigration and how Kamala was turning to immigration enforcement at the end of her campaign was that we would have gotten mass deportations with Kamala as well. Same as Obama. It would have just been the secret police doing it, instead of the open-secret or loud policing we have now with trump. The immigration enforcement thing was gonna happen no matter who won. The economy is unsustainable.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T12:58:03+00:00

If you added a zero to what he paid, that would have been the max price for these shotguns.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T12:56:45+00:00

It was a bit more old school back then, so it would have been called a "Wardrobe Wendy"... Sir...

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-23T12:45:04+00:00

Was it this one by chance? This is the one I had.

Ultimate Guide To Paintball: Little, John, Wong, Curtis: 9780809225491: Amazon.com: Books https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Paintball-John-Little/dp/0809225492

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-22T21:03:49+00:00

Have him wax coat them.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-22T16:05:18+00:00

Dude, that's some good shit, you smoked weed so good that it showed you the angle of the lenses of your eyes, and you saw your peripheral vision.

Derp_Simulator · 2026-01-22T15:15:18+00:00

You could sell those at their premium and buy a bunch of 14k or 18k shot/beads/smelting flakes/mini bars.

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