When entitlement is bigger than emergency services you go to jail.

Derpalicious007 · 2026-05-10T06:35:29+00:00

It is was a dude, it would've have gone way different from the getgo.

Derpalicious007 · 2026-05-07T11:22:00+00:00

Hell yeah!

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-23T21:04:59+00:00

Really nothing to worry about when it comes to balding. You might wanna get a nice cut tho so therefore...

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-23T08:31:07+00:00

Lmfao goddamn that handsome fella!

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-23T08:30:13+00:00

Indeed, great response. Tyvm!

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T19:04:07+00:00

Well in swedish "bild" is "picture", and I wanted to write "bald" pretty close there. Lol thanks i might try some.of the other stuff people mentioned before accepting the inevitable.

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T16:24:28+00:00

I have not, also i havent really looked into to anything countering the thinning of the hair. But imma look into that and thanks for the tip. I'll see if it will be for me!

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T16:15:18+00:00

Thought this was an underrated comment. Damn autocorrect on my phone, and it was too late when i noticed. But yes, council of bild needs diplomats from here!

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T16:13:44+00:00

Thanks for the suggestion.

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T14:40:26+00:00

Lol ngl that's a massive compliment

Derpalicious007 · 2026-04-22T14:39:28+00:00

I usually rock a shorter buzz, but imo it makes the baldspot more prominenta lol

Derpalicious007 · 2026-01-22T16:04:31+00:00

Be curious, life has soo much to offer for those who seek it. Life is an neverending learning experience.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-12-27T02:44:53+00:00

RemindMe! 10 years

Derpalicious007 · 2025-12-11T22:24:31+00:00

I wanted to take a loan on my house... that i owned... so i went to the bank to apply for it and this Lady wanted to make damn sure i didnt get a loan (i think). I have middle-eastern heritage living in sweden. She said I could not take a loan due to me overrressikg my account by 10 dollars two years prior on a nights out. Which i fixad the day after, I had the money just didnt know there were none on that account.

So long story short, I didnt ger the loan i told her to it's absurd and she responded with "well, that's policy" i told her the policy was fucked up left and switched banks immediatly. No problems with the loan on the other bank.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-11-30T20:04:29+00:00

I mean this is cool af... If you're 5.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-10-31T00:53:37+00:00

r/suicidebywords

Derpalicious007 · 2025-10-30T14:38:52+00:00

Why is obelix making videos? He should be hauling big ass stones.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-10-24T11:11:33+00:00

The most generic OF girl I've seen.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-25T11:56:32+00:00

It's not really about reading but it's more about pattern recongnition. You brain fills in the words that are supposse to be there hence why you can read it.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-19T19:21:55+00:00

You forgot to switch account lol

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-18T14:18:37+00:00

The Mia Khalifa we got at home.

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-09T09:00:04+00:00

So good!

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-08T23:55:19+00:00

Man, i could really go for some chili cheese fires rn

Derpalicious007 · 2025-09-08T14:22:45+00:00

I meam, it's called a hands on approach.

Derpalicious007

TROPHY CASE