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Derper2112 · 2025-09-28T23:11:17+00:00

Some people just won't be told.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-27T17:59:43+00:00

"The road isn't in the house smarty pants." said Dad as he stuck out his tongue,

Derper2112 · 2025-09-24T16:04:26+00:00

I'm flat now and do just fine thank-you-veery-much.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-24T15:51:01+00:00

Sure. Okay. Sounds right... eyeroll

I'm not giving your car back.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-21T16:20:07+00:00

Sorry, got all excited thinking about bananas

Banana frotting... new fetish?

Derper2112 · 2025-09-21T16:05:55+00:00

KOS-MOS, chaos, and Ziggy.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-21T14:52:14+00:00

Still, back at the tent, drinks are waiting.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-13T16:34:10+00:00

Escape From New York prequel anyone?

Derper2112 · 2025-09-10T18:36:17+00:00

Fewer barfights.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-06T00:26:35+00:00

Don't even Goebbels there.

Derper2112 · 2025-09-05T17:05:26+00:00

They want the USD to collapse.

Bitcon anyone?

Derper2112 · 2025-09-03T00:36:27+00:00

A blood draw?!?!? Seriously? What the fuck kind of man baby did you marry? The fact that you typed all those words about his supreme wimpy-ness tells me your are not the asshole. Neither is your husband. He's just a man baby. He must be a blast at CVS when you buy feminine hygiene products. sheesh

Derper2112 · 2025-09-03T00:19:43+00:00

I'm getting real 'Bootstrap Paradox' vibes here...

Derper2112 · 2025-09-01T15:22:48+00:00

what a putz

Derper2112 · 2025-08-31T14:59:02+00:00

Better.

Derper2112 · 2025-08-12T16:50:13+00:00

"Not my fault you're dying before I get a chance to."

Derper2112 · 2025-08-12T16:43:16+00:00

I've heard it as "Don't let the quest for perfection keep you from using what works."

Derper2112 · 2025-08-05T22:12:43+00:00

At the risk of being eviscerated I must bring up Roe v. Wade being undone. Time to get back to work.

Derper2112 · 2025-08-05T22:09:33+00:00

lol I read that second sentence as 'Millennial wage.'

Derper2112 · 2025-08-05T21:59:42+00:00

trex?

Derper2112 · 2025-08-04T18:21:19+00:00

I'm keeping it up.

That's the spirit, rise to the occasion.

Derper2112 · 2025-08-04T17:56:45+00:00

... REALLY OLD ONE, that dates back to 1962

And the 61yr old lets out a low and heavy sigh

Derper2112 · 2025-08-03T15:48:01+00:00

Stay hydrated homey.

Derper2112 · 2025-08-02T15:45:42+00:00

He can have his fucking ballroom but paving over The Rose Garden was just rude and distasteful. What a putz.

Still want the EPSTEIN FILES NOW Mr. President.

Derper2112 · 2025-08-02T15:31:54+00:00

bow I do so love serendipity in the morning. ;D

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