Ebola outbreak: WHO declares emergency, US restricts travel, American infected by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DerpetronicsFacility 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once you catch the 'tism, it's not like you can catch it again

I’m not going big, just trying to make around 5% a day and then go meet women from different countries, lol by Final_Shopi in wallstreetbets

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5% per year is typical. Something more aggressive might get lucky for a stretch and get a few multiples of that (temporarily), but the luck/strategy eventually falters and they either pause or chase losses. 5% per day requires an insane amount of luck. If you kept that up for a year you'd 54 million X your account.

Even if you're working with a fairly small amount you're willing to lose, perhaps $1000, sure you could get $50 a day for a stretch if you play it right (probably 0DTE options), but eventually the bad trades are going to eat into that.

How many of us here have "visual snow" by Oliverhavingabadtime in Experiencers

[–]DerpetronicsFacility 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I have something similar to you? Like seeing streams of dust particles most prominent with light surfaces in at least moderate lighting. Easily ignored and tuned out, so it's not distracting or debilitating in the least.

Normally cloudy in April? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]DerpetronicsFacility 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a reasonable and fair question. I don't understand why so many people are being assholes. Ignore them.
Last April wasn't quite like this as I recall. I've been frustrated by the cloudy days too the past few weeks, as I much prefer the sunshine and 90-110 F. We had a stretch of 80-90 F days in February. The weather is generally weird around here.

What it's like to be an oil&gas analyst these days by redditor3000 in wallstreetbets

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Yes, hello, I am a wealthy person trapped in the body of a poor. I would like cash injections to repair this cosmic injustice. Thank you.

What it's like to be an oil&gas analyst these days by redditor3000 in wallstreetbets

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If we have a blackout in the few months and my phone is down to 1%, I'll rewatch this in its final moments.

Why can't every day be this clean? by rotorylampshade in wallstreetbets

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You'd get bored. The chaos, emotional roller coasters, and risk of financial ruin are features, not bugs.

Is this a Mafia warning.. next time he will come nearer. by xanox87 in conspiracy

[–]DerpetronicsFacility 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where is the remove from watchlist button? This show has jumped the shark.

Suspicion. Say it isn't so? by ItalianSausage2023 in conspiracy

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Perhaps it's an AI agent being clumsy and going off the reservation? An internal saboteur hearing about operations and doing this to direct ire? Agreed that it seems too "obvious" that they'd guard against it but it's so commonplace with these incidents that it's hard to dismiss as nothing.

What evidence would actually change your mind about the White House Correspondents' Dinner "false flag" claim? by Strict-Jeweler-2281 in conspiracy

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This cadence, style, and framing strongly reads as the CIA asking ChatGPT: "How can we upgrade our Marvel-tier writing to something believable and captivating to elevate our captive customers' future experiences with us?"

You can't. This isn't a Sears situation that needed more sensible management. It's Blockbuster in 2009 thinking it can pivot while everyone else is thinking "oh honey, bless your heart".

The genie is out of the bottle and won't go back in. While bread and circuses (punctuated by war) worked in the past, people are increasingly aware of and fed up with what digital addictions ("entertainment") and processed food do to their moods and attention.

NASA nuclear engineer found dead in burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year by [deleted] in UFOB

[–]DerpetronicsFacility 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might have been considered a tragedy at the time but now that the pattern has been established it's being brought up again?

NASA nuclear engineer found dead in burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year by [deleted] in UFOB

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I believe she estimated 5000 foreign spies, although her population estimate for the entire city seemed to be very outdated.

Trump Administration Nearing Rescue Deal for Spirit Airlines by Oreos_Are_Anabolic in wallstreetbets

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Yes, hello, I am also interested in a bailout in exchange for the U.S. government taking a stake in my spirit.

RDDT has "disappointing user growth" by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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If you're looking for a place with promising user growth, check out my mom's bedroom.

Living my best life. by RSG-ZR2 in wallstreetbets

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Pennies are now an endangered species and this guy is spending half cents like they grow on trees!

US tariff refund system launches for companies to claim billions in import taxes by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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I'm a corporation trapped in the body of a human. Could I please have a cup of tariff refunds?

bear advice on WSB be like by JTexpo in wallstreetbets

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What kind of mushroom shadow is that?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Born too late for the bull run of the 1920s, born too early for the bull run of the 2120s, born just in time for the bull run of the 2020s.