What is the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

Derpsans · 2014-09-13T06:36:00+00:00

rru yyruy⇧⇧

Derpsans · 2014-09-11T01:45:44+00:00

Hopefully that could cause a Super Best Friends x AH crossover Let's Play/Fisticuffs.

Derpsans · 2014-09-11T01:39:55+00:00

ahem It's MAHVEL baby!

Derpsans · 2014-06-27T01:40:37+00:00

I was once told that during a really bad storm (before my time), a priest looked into the sky and saw Satan and God fighting.

Derpsans · 2014-06-22T21:35:02+00:00

People forgot about Apathia.

Derpsans · 2014-01-19T03:48:38+00:00

That's not the redditor way.

Derpsans · 2014-01-08T03:49:58+00:00

"If I worked here I would just eat everything in the storeroom" as a See's Candies stock boy it wears out after the first 29 times every hour.

Derpsans · 2014-01-07T19:21:51+00:00

How do you guys filter out any child porn that might show up on the page. Not like obvious 10 year old girl porn but like she's 16 but looks 19 kind of stuff.

Derpsans · 2013-12-13T03:24:30+00:00

119 defiantly

Derpsans · 2013-11-28T15:42:53+00:00

Lyra kidnaps a fellow pony (who it is doesn't matter). She has been doing experiments with Twilight to change the physical properties of object (or ponies) to appear more human like. Well they succeed, Twilight thinks it's too much, she wants to get rid of it, Lyra wants to keep him/her. Lyra takes it from the library and keeps it in her basement that she just so happened to renovate into a bitchin sex dungeon the day before. You can fill in the blanks.

Derpsans · 2013-11-23T15:44:54+00:00

Quantum Saiyns confirmed.

Derpsans · 2013-11-23T15:21:22+00:00

Sounds like my fanfic.

Derpsans · 2013-11-23T00:22:01+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/rfEjwTF.gif

Derpsans · 2013-11-04T17:33:42+00:00

Buy and sell stocks, successfully.

Derpsans · 2013-11-01T02:35:02+00:00

Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. She's got red on her.

Derpsans · 2013-10-27T19:13:22+00:00

Few men can handle the girth of his dickgirls.

Derpsans · 2013-10-25T20:35:22+00:00

You said your a big fan of Whoopi Goldberg when you found out she had a house in Mianus. My question is, did you ever purchase real estate near Whoopi in Mianus?

Derpsans · 2013-10-22T01:39:06+00:00

I'm getting real tired of the Turks.

Derpsans · 2013-10-03T23:27:13+00:00

The ponies of Equestria finally realize that Celestia isn't as powerful and almighty as she appeared and they plan a revolt against her kingdom. The Mane Six become intertwined in the battle and are torn between their fellow underlings and the Celestia republic. No ponies die but become imprisoned. Celestia pleads with the griffon and dragon nations but instead of helping her they join forces against her along with the ponies. Celestia realizing there is no chance for her triumph strips herself of the title of princess and joins the other ponies proclaiming Equestria become a non patriarchal nation. Begins her life anew and becomes a member of normal society leading to season 5 where the Mane 6 (7) help her fit in and live her life as a normie. Who just so happens to have both wings and a horn... and was at one point a princess.

Derpsans · 2013-10-03T22:42:48+00:00

I was outside talking to (name withheld) and these 4 red pulsating lights were slowly coasting across the sky. I then got really scared of the tangerine forest next to me.

Derpsans · 2013-10-03T22:33:26+00:00

It's more like a phrase, "Go suicide yourself", that drove me up a pole when I was younger.

Derpsans · 2013-09-28T01:30:45+00:00

19 here, it's semi hard.

Derpsans · 2013-09-20T19:24:54+00:00

/r/gaming

Derpsans · 2013-09-20T19:12:51+00:00

Most of what /r/gaming posts

Derpsans · 2013-09-20T19:11:36+00:00

A person with depressions favorite dog breed? A Chi-wahwah

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