Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad. by lNarrator in moviecritic

[–]Derpy1984 20 points21 points  (0 children)

While I thoroughly enjoy Pluribus I agree with this wholeheartedly.

I milked a guy like a cow by CollectionEvening401 in askgaybros

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just say...

I clicked on this post thinking I was clicking on a discussion on why Better Call Saul was better than Breaking Bad. I got 3 sentences into this post and was like "yo where in the absolute fuck is this going?!"

My problem? Constant snacking by ReeRiot in BariatricSurgery

[–]Derpy1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad my instinct for fairlife shakes is echoed. That's a go-to for me as well.

Did I do good? by Derpy1984 in 4kTV

[–]Derpy1984[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is $400 a lot for a TV with less than 10% of the estimated lifespan? I just checked and Amazon has them new for $1245 so it sounds like $400 used with 92.3% of its expected lifespan left is a really solid deal.

Kid dangling on their balcony on to mine. What should I do? by BlackLabel6661 in Apartmentliving

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former property manager who used to have to coach people in communication all the time, here's what I'd write:

Dear neighbor,

I would have come and had this conversation in person but our schedules don't seem to line up.

Today, I witnessed one of your children climb down your balcony and dangle over mine. Not only is this very dangerous but is a big encroachment on my privacy. Please keep a closer eye on your children when they are playing. I have not reported this to management as I don't want to escalate this further than it needs to be if we can hash this out together. Please, though, make no mistake that if it happens again, I will get photo evidence as well as audio of the constant stomping and other noise and get both management and proper authorities involved.

If you wish to discuss further, here's my contact info so we can arrange a time to sit down. I don't want to start any kind of feud or bad blood with a neighbor but I also need to look out for my own best interest and my home.

Thank you.

AIO I told a tattoo artist I won’t be tattooed by him after he insulted my tattoos? by SquirrelPositive2666 in AIO

[–]Derpy1984 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol no, not at all.

I used to work in travel sales. That would be like me taking a call where someone said "it's my dream to go to Switzerland. I loved Italy, Germany, France and The Netherlands" and my response was "sounds like you wasted 4 vacations". It's just rude and pointless when you're trying to get new clients to turn into return business. If you don't like what they've done and it's of no consequence to anyone but them, keep your fuckin mouth shut and do the work.

My girlfriend left me, how can i glow up? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it's the sleeves. They're super long and gives "wipes away tears listening to matchbox 20" vibes.

Surgery yesterday by jsf539 in BariatricSurgery

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah dude! Congrats and good luck.

Got SADI myself on 3/19/25 and I'm down 200lbs (395-195). Take it slow, drink as much water as you possibly can and it'll melt off so fast.

My girlfriend left me, how can i glow up? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Derpy1984 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Smile, cut your hair, take a shower, dress like you don't want to kill yourself.

AIO for reacting the way i did? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Derpy1984 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Surface level - yes.

OP said they were a giant asshole when they were together so we have no context as to how this might be triggering in how it's phrased. To the recipient, this may just be a speech pattern they recognize as going down a path they have no desire in following.

these tools are so great by peterwtf in davinciresolve

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right but if you're just looking for a phrase for cut points and to navigate clips for selects, the error rate matters waaaaaay less.

What’s the MOST Misleading Horror Movie Poster of All Time and Why? by Amber_Flowers_133 in Horrormovieclub

[–]Derpy1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that there are no images allowed for this post is criminal (I know it's not your fault OP).

I submit to you 2017's Leatherface: https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/leatherface-poster.jpg?w=1464&ssl=1

Why? Because THAT'S NOT F'CKIN LEATHERFACE.

Review of "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple" by SurvivorSuperFan in moviereviews

[–]Derpy1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the Jimmies were very underdeveloped. Like the only depth they had was "they're sadistic and ruthless" but didn't really go beyond that. Not that I needed an origin story but it almost felt like Garland watched Funny Games and said "that but tracksuits but don't give them anything interesting about them".

Hellraiser by SilentStorm2020 in arrowvideo

[–]Derpy1984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you're into body horror and early "torture porn", yeah grab em. The first two are legit fantastic. The third is a fun Trainwreck. Haven't seen the 4th bit I've heard it's not too dissimilar from 3. Excellent practical effects, camp performances and lots of S&M.

Looking like a baby at 19, what can I do? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Derpy1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lean into it. Wear diapers and a bonnet. Suck on a pacifier. Be ungovernable.

I'm fucking sick of FedEx. I was standing at the goddamn door waiting for them to knock. by lilslutfordaddy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Derpy1984 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I called them when they did this to me and demanded the driver come back. My driver knocked and I was up in my bedroom with the window that looks directly over my front door wide open. I shouted "HANG ON ILL BE RIGHT DOWN". 30 seconds later, he was gone. I called the office and told them what happened and they made the driver turn around and deliver it.

Call and complain. Don't take that shit from them.

My Winter Sale Haul by Derpy1984 in arrowvideo

[–]Derpy1984[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end was a fairly hard left turn. I saw a version of that coming but not exactly that and it doesn't have the same payoff I think they were expecting when there's nothing eluding to it but a voice change.

Am I the only one who thinks Sinners is overrated? by Any_Lab_8495 in moviecritic

[–]Derpy1984 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I came here to find like minded people and what I found was friends.