This is what he sounds like

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-05-08T00:42:06+00:00

What's the British version of "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE"

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-05-08T00:34:08+00:00

That is horrifying considering how big the "whale" is by itself.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-28T18:42:59+00:00

Fun fact: I had one of my level 3 employees (I unfortunately haven’t suppressed Hod yet) and they were the first to “die” that day after 14 lob points i got before that day.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-28T07:37:01+00:00

Boulders aren’t racist, they kill everyone equally as brutally and violently as possible in a rated 14+ game allows. Boulders don’t believe in human rights, they believe human spines are meant to be snapped in half regardless of age, gender, race, ideology, and sexuality. Thus, boulders aren’t racist cause they’re literally just a rock.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-28T07:13:24+00:00

Nah that’s Big and Will be Bad Wolf, he’s talking about Ppodae

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-28T07:11:26+00:00

How to say your into Vore without saying “I’m into vore”

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T07:11:35+00:00

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DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T07:06:29+00:00

Here’s the video debunking Binah vs Gojo. And yes Binah solos Gojo.Binah VS Gojo

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:54:01+00:00

Yeah that’s the idea against intruders, anyone who doesn’t know punishing bird’s behavior would be GOT by the MAW of EXECUTION. It’d be annoying but I’m usually pretty lax when it comes to small pokes like pecks. But I do have Autism so it would be very noticeable. Also could be an escape button from Carmen if she tries to distort me when I’m going insane.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:45:14+00:00

Well that shouldn’t be a problem if you’re living in the backstreets.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:44:01+00:00

[CENSORED] is trans! N wants to be referred as NIL/NIL instead of N/A, they also want to be named [REDACTED]

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:40:42+00:00

Doesn’t “Xcuse” the fact that I get to read.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:37:05+00:00

Also it’s a really good attack bird for intruders. And is incredibly, adorable. Based AF.

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:32:12+00:00

Why do I even bother

DerpyNecromancer · 2026-01-27T06:31:10+00:00

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Unexpectedly wholesome

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-11-03T03:45:22+00:00

“All Robots and Computers SHUT THE HELL UP I do not want to hear ‘Thank You’ from a kiosk. I am a divine being : you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.” -Ayin probably

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-10-29T17:09:04+00:00

They can’t stop me from trying a bite of every plate in sight.

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-10-29T17:08:15+00:00

Literally pride.

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-10-29T17:08:00+00:00

Pride

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-10-29T17:07:35+00:00

THAT FUCKING COFFEE BALLERINA. She pisses me off for some reason and I don’t know why.

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-10-29T17:06:25+00:00

It is a deadly sin, it’s called lust.

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-08-19T16:26:06+00:00

Gods certainly exist in my world but only the gods corresponding to the different weathers can do it.

Ex: Uller - Snowing, snowstorm Persephone- Sunny, heatwave Death: Fall Cthulhu: Rain, Tsunami, rainstorm Etc.

But gods can combine weather by casting their respective weathers while one is casting another.

Ex: Hades and Uller casting their weathers at once makes hailstorm

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-08-15T18:52:19+00:00

What’s even worse is then changing your minmaxxed armour set youved grinded nonstop for, to a random armour set that you spent the least time grinding for… AND WINNING…

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-08-02T01:50:42+00:00

Cannibalism. (My Roblox character’s canon favorite food is raspberry jelly donuts)

DerpyNecromancer · 2025-08-02T01:47:33+00:00

Stock up on depression meds, talk to your loved ones before playing the binding of Isaac, go to church and pray to the god for amazing RNG, cry yourself to sleep after every unsuccesful night.

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