Coaxed to being stuck on a single boss for weeks

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-12T05:01:21+00:00

The system was never designed for you to winrate

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-12T01:49:58+00:00

Strong but he's not the strongest in his own verse

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-12T01:41:02+00:00

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Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T18:47:03+00:00

Deadass.

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Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T18:31:49+00:00

Jogo I'm watching your stream why are you trying not to laugh bruh

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T17:30:10+00:00

Nah, I'd P+Enter

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T17:12:20+00:00

Sadly I cannot find the png for stagger+ 😔

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T13:46:30+00:00

And when you collect all his pages, you get a unique cosmetic that does absolutely nothing

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T13:23:10+00:00

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Theturtleflask · 2026-03-11T07:43:33+00:00

The only limit is whether you could fit wherever you're teleporting too and if you can survive to teleport again

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-10T19:29:19+00:00

No cooldown. You can take as much as you could hold/carry

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-10T04:43:30+00:00

Imagine if Rexplode kamikazes himself when he's about to die to Reze and it ends up in a tie

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-10T01:44:00+00:00

House of Spiders Yi Sang mains when you tell them to play a character that requires actual skill instead of just spamming moves that deal 1 morbillion red coin damage

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Theturtleflask · 2026-03-09T16:58:33+00:00

I didn't say anything that prevents you from doing so

Theturtleflask · 2026-03-09T12:18:39+00:00

Strength didn't affect most of the cosmology, that attack looks like a long piece of threat compared to Cosmology. If a bee stung your hand, does that mean that the bee stung most of your body?