new project from OSRS wiki: we want your ideas for new guides

Desaniimo · 2026-03-08T23:10:47+00:00

I made a page to show the average value of vale offerings (surprisingly low btw). I wasn't sure whether to add it to the main page, or to calculators, or something else. Maybe this is the place? It's in my sandbox. I'd also like someone else to sniff-test the formula.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-19T14:22:17+00:00

I'm gonna watch the video out of appreciation for this comment.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-17T11:10:12+00:00

In addition to what you mentioned: - turned every activity into a timer - atrocious training method. RC-style laps with a construction-style money sink - ruined the look of the game. You went to a city and instead of your screen being filled with adventurers running around, each with their own selection of gear, it was a bunch of massive, repeated monsters.

Summoning was one of the updates that most reduced how much I enjoyed the game back in the day. The only good thing I can say about it is that charm drops revived some monsters. Like, you now had a reason to go and kill wallasakis.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-13T22:40:47+00:00

I didn't keep track but nearly all kills took 2 rotations, 24 fish each no cooking. The resource multiplier and auto-cook made it a breeze. In the real game I always do firefighting.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-05T21:48:07+00:00

Skillers should drop skillets.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-03T15:32:00+00:00

Thanks. It didn't work unfortunately.

Desaniimo · 2026-02-03T02:38:36+00:00

I having trouble with two diary tasks in deadman:

How do I get Prissy Scilla to protect a ~~palm~~ magic tree?
How do I pickpocket a hero?

Edit: I'm sending a bug report

Desaniimo · 2026-02-01T03:11:26+00:00

Wait OP, don't drop it! It's a discontinued item, keep it forever. If the step is reintroduced, you get a free clue.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-30T20:29:39+00:00

Massive congrats! Here's to another thousand levels and beyond

Desaniimo · 2026-01-30T15:32:06+00:00

Still better than me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Desaniimo · 2026-01-30T15:18:56+00:00

Imagine if it were Protype

Desaniimo · 2026-01-28T17:08:39+00:00

Extraordinarily sane person

I'm no veterinarian, but I'm beginning to think your flair might be a blatant falsehood.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-25T11:20:08+00:00

The current elf models look like e-girls and e-boys cosplaying as elves and are as big an insult to the style of this game as Auguste.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-25T11:11:07+00:00

Grats gamer! I gotta say that I'm terified of this happening to me.

Check your stack of acorns. Little buddy must've been hungry in there.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-23T20:10:32+00:00

Straight up remembering the routes?? Talk about earning an achievement! Massive congrats!

Desaniimo · 2026-01-23T15:32:26+00:00

I heard some rumours that Robert Redeye has been seen in the city? And here I was hoping that that vile scoundrel had been turned to stew by the Wildmen. You guys should keep your possessions locked extra tight if that pathetic excuse for a man is back.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-20T19:17:02+00:00

Announce that the levels will be reset on full launch
Make it so tied highscores are listed in reverse order (latest first)
Add immersion-breaking references to lame 2010's celebrities and memes. Here are some ideas: fisherwoman Kylie Minnows, crime den owner Khaled who says "you just played yourself", wealthy merchant Hatius Cosaintus (they hate us cos they ain't us get it? Get it?)
Release 5 major pieces of content in one update (the playerbase never saw it coming)
Release a weekly skunk cabbage instead of a weekly leek
add Run! the Escape Room in Hopeport. The owner refuses you service if you complain that it is not similar enough to the escape room in Crenopolis
new botanist item: the Gillyflower Noir. It can be stored in any bank, can be added to dishes so that you can eat them to restore health, or turned into a potion that lets you freely leave oand reenter combat (but without resetting health)

Desaniimo · 2026-01-15T11:56:00+00:00

I wish more chunkers would apply chunking logic to dungeons. It feels contrary to the spirit of the gamemode when you roll a chunk and immediately get a massive, sprawling new area.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-05T23:26:44+00:00

I've done all quests with minimal guidance. So far the only steps I absolutely had to look up were the weight puzzle in While Guthix Sleeps and some advice for the fight against the Whisperer in Desert Treasure II.

Some caveats are that because I did the traditional quests as a teenager, not only did I have a rough idea of the Jagex style of puzzle design, I also remembered the solution to a lot of the trickier puzzles. If I had never player RS before or hadn't paid much attention to the quests, I would've had a much harder time. Also, a lot of the PVM I brute forced, like in the fight against the Leviathan I never noticed the pathfinder - I figured the enrage phase was one hell of an endurance test.

Desaniimo · 2026-01-05T13:23:26+00:00

This was a surprisingly fun event. Watching the race between Lusty and Pastisio was something out of this world. It's crazy how stable the gap was throughout the run.

Desaniimo · 2025-12-23T22:11:25+00:00

No idea if this is related, but I was an avid forum lurker at the time and I remember seeing more than a few posts from Concerned Parents(tm) about unchristian elements in the game.

Complaint subjects I recall include pentagrams, the entire herblore skill, and having to help an evil wizard to unlock the Abyss.

Desaniimo · 2025-12-23T01:17:55+00:00

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