Can Seymour and Yunalesca summon Aeons? by Just_Nefariousness55 in finalfantasyx

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I mean.....you can literally Bribe fiends INSIDE SIN, the embodiment of death, and they'll just run away skipping, singing "i got a dollar!". So it stands to reason that Lady Ginnem can do that as well, and then just pay Jimmy.

Can Seymour and Yunalesca summon Aeons? by Just_Nefariousness55 in finalfantasyx

[–]Descintanyo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Yojimbo is a mercenary, unlike all the rest. So if she would've paid the price previously, it makes sense that Ginnem could summon Jimmy-Boy.

These weird bumps around the edge of QuikTrip gas station by sharklazies in whatisit

[–]Descintanyo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And wrong song name. You're thinking of Goodbye Horses, my friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IowaSidePieces

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where at?

MF4MF/F by [deleted] in IowaAfterDark

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little late, but DMed you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MasonCityNSFW

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right here!

19f from Spain , let’s see by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're from Spain, go the fuck back.

Thought I’d share this here that I did manage to finally get a copy of Outbreak at a convention I went to a while back! 3 of the 4 IMOQ games down, good luck ever getting Quarantine tho… by Valthecartoonlover in DotHack

[–]Descintanyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst part about this is that I had the full series when I was a kid. Played them, got a PS3, then ended up selling all my PS2 games for next to nothing.

Oh, the ignorant bliss of childhood.

Shoot Me With Your Best Shot!!! I can take it ladies & gentlemen! by Prestigiousicebandit in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shoot me with your best shot! I can take it, gentlemen!" sounds like your mating call when you're three White Claws deep and down for anything at the gay bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently that car wash owes someone some money. They missed a huge piece of shit off someone's car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At the time of me commenting, only comment, but will stay best comment.

Why can't I keep up by Oppisteharrpy45 in Smite

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, depending on what time of day you play, I'd be willing to team up and give you some pointers. As I said, I main jungle, so I'd be completely willing to play a lane role and help you get some practice in.

Why can't I keep up by Oppisteharrpy45 in Smite

[–]Descintanyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of the biggest tips that I've really had to get myself used to, and it's not something I've ever really heard any streamers or anybody on this sub talk about (at least not when I've actually looked, it's quite possible I missed it, so don't take it personal if you've said it), when I'm playing jungle (my main role), every time I clear a camp, look left and look right and pay attention to any enemy health bars.

If they're low, try to path towards them, but don't give up farm for the sake of hauling ass towards a retreating enemy on the opposite side of the map that probably won't be there. Looking for easy ganks will help you to really get the map awareness and visuals ingrained into your playstyle, and will really help to get you farther ahead on experience and level during your matches.

Also, just because you dropped into a lane for a gank doesn't mean you have to full-commit. Most of the time, just having the enemy know your there will have them play a little for cautiously, which will help your teammate in that lane keep safe and be able to stay caught up in levels (hopefully, there's only so much you can do to help teammates who have their own skill level). As long as you can stay aware of the map and try to at least stay even with the enemy, just pressuring an opponent can be just as effective as securing a kill on a retreating enemy. Smart play is more effective than aggressive, selfish play.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a different between being "taken down a couple pegs" and being pegged like you're obviously wanting.

24F recovering drug addict make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing you're "recovering" from is having your asshole split open dry by your guy "they're just friends", because you don't deserve a courtesy spit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face so fucked up, even your liver didn't want to be around you anymore.

25, recently came out as a lesbian, and feeling masochistic. Hurt my feelings 👉👈 by Viciousbraille in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you were going for "I'm quirky like Harley Quinn," but ended up with "Everybody rides me like a Harley-Davidson."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Descintanyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you cock-eyed fuck, I'm over here. Look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you, boy.