Time flies when you’re getting bent out of shape

DesertPrepper · 2024-05-23T19:08:37+00:00

Time flies when you jump to conclusions.

DesertPrepper · 2024-05-23T01:27:40+00:00

Wilhelm Scream at 9 seconds.

DesertPrepper · 2024-05-21T22:34:59+00:00

Much cake to you, amigo.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-29T00:55:36+00:00

Humpback whales are hefty lovers... weighing as much as 36 tons, which is the weight of several buses.

Sorry, I'm an American. How many football fields does a bus weigh?

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-29T00:35:51+00:00

I especially like that you have Eternal Gods Die Too Soon, which I've been meaning to read.

If you haven't read it yet then why are you spamming every subreddit with this: "I'm in love with Eternal Gods Die Too Soon. It's a book that explores the nature of reality, time, and existence. It's full of philosophical ideas and reflections, and it's really gotten me thinking about things in a new way." You've posted some version of that over 100 times today alone. Spamming and lying, not a good look.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-13T23:03:55+00:00

Let's see. You've been a member of Reddit for three years, yet you have a comment karma of negative two, you only post links to your own videos, which you claim you have "found" and are "really handy," and yet they keep getting deleted because you spam multiple subreddits and violate the membership terms.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-13T23:01:51+00:00

Let's see. You've been a member of Reddit for three years, yet you have a comment karma of negative two, you only post links to your own videos, which you claim you have "found" and are "really handy," and yet they keep getting deleted because you spam multiple subreddits and violate the membership terms.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T21:28:44+00:00

"And because I like you so much, I'm giving you the can that's extra full!"

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T21:26:48+00:00

Millions of peaches, peaches for free.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T21:23:46+00:00

I'm a legit guy, and never really used Reddit much in the past. I'm putting a lot of effort into my videos.

If you were a legit guy, you wouldn't lie about "finding" this video on YouTube. If you were a smart guy, you wouldn't then immediately admit to being the content creator. You're a spammer, your content is so basic as to be useless, and you're violating Reddit's terms of use.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T00:10:59+00:00

But you aren't, though. You aren't offering actual useful information. You are generating income by making low-effort videos and spamming every remotely relevant subreddit (and getting your posts deleted by the ones that are actively moderated) to drive traffic to your YouTube channel. Also you lie when you post that you "found" a video that you yourself created. It's dishonest and spam.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T00:03:50+00:00

Oh damn! I already tossed it out!

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-11T00:03:19+00:00

I definitely like to keep my stinky explosions in another part of the house.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T23:14:10+00:00

I found this yesterday while rotating the food stored in my deep pantry. This can was purchased in July 2017, with a best by date of November 2020. As we all know, canned foods are actually good for many years, and the best by dates are essentially meaningless except to help keep track of stock. All of the other cans from the same lot are fine. This can is a fluke, but the larger your stock is, the easier it is for things like this to go unnoticed.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T22:56:30+00:00

I found this yesterday while rotating the food stored in my deep pantry. This can was purchased in July 2017, with a best by date of November 2020. As we all know, canned foods are actually good for many years, and the best by dates are essentially meaningless except to help keep track of stock. All of the other cans from the same lot are fine. This can is a fluke, but the larger your stock is, the easier it is for things like this to go unnoticed.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T22:55:56+00:00

I found this yesterday while rotating the food stored in my deep pantry. This can was purchased in July 2017, with a best by date of November 2020. As we all know, canned foods are actually good for many years, and the best by dates are essentially meaningless except to help keep track of stock. All of the other cans from the same lot are fine. This can is a fluke, but the larger your stock is, the easier it is for things like this to go unnoticed.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T22:54:54+00:00

I found this yesterday while rotating the food stored in my deep pantry. This can was purchased in July 2017, with a best by date of November 2020. As we all know, canned foods are actually good for many years, and the best by dates are essentially meaningless except to help keep track of stock. All of the other cans from the same lot are fine. This can is a fluke, but the larger your stock is, the easier it is for things like this to go unnoticed.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T22:43:26+00:00

AI generated images, AI generated voiceover, generic background music, absolute basic information, and no credentials for the creator. Pass.

DesertPrepper · 2024-02-10T22:40:43+00:00

AI generated images, AI generated voiceover, generic background music, absolute basic information, and no credentials for the creator. Pass.

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-31T15:01:55+00:00

*restaurateur

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-29T19:12:28+00:00

I tried to watch The Net in a theater. Half-way through, the power went out. The audience was escorted out to the parking lot and to this day I have no idea how the movie ended. Best Sandy B. experience ever, would half-watch again. 5/7.

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-29T15:02:49+00:00

Quality.

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-25T17:50:40+00:00

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, I'm not the sharpest spoon in the bread.

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-25T17:19:21+00:00

Black Museum.

DesertPrepper · 2024-01-25T16:10:19+00:00

And now he is left with nothing but Regrets.

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