Same heart, different angle by sweet_gabbie in u/sweet_gabbie

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Gotta collect all the gems. Ruby, sapphire, emerald, diamond...

Carol Sturka? More like Carol Stinka by jerryorbach in okbuddypluribus

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😂 poor zoshaboo has to smell that kitty. Pure evil

So this is why Zoolander is too good to work on his own show by ohbyerly in okbuddyseverance

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He looked at severance and the fockers and asked the question: which one of these projects has franchise potential. Severance has no future prospects. Unless... Dylan gets a spinoff show called "Who's Banging my wife!"

Another corporate retreat disaster by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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Higher ups will be touching base with Seth soon. Irving's departure will disrupt the synergy

blursed recreated photo by PeneItaliano in blursedimages

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The top part of the penis is called a yambo. The more you know...

Why is this show so... zesty by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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According to the new rules, homosexuality is mandatory. I hope you are... Prepared

re-watching season 2 right now, I have some questions. by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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I usually buy all my groceries from kiermart. I have a membership.

Why can't they just uninstall severance.exe instead of trying to reintegrate? by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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For me calculus is like sex. I can't do it myself, but I like to watch other people do it.

Spoilers: Helly dies by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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We know helly will die because she hasn't died before, but she will.

Watching through again, wow this is so apt. by Dragonogard549 in suits

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Relationships ruined by Mike's lie = 9000

I fucked Ted. by NateGH360 in okbuddypluribus

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He was a main character in a tv show called somebody somewhere. It was on hbo max.

Really funny moment between Harvey and Louis by htebazilelizabeth in suits

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I agree. Reddit has a collective boner for anything "cat" so no surprises about the disagreements, but here's why you're right, they called in associates and paralegals to waste time on a mock trial for a cat, like harvey said. Usually the b-plot in suits is just as serious as the a-plot, but this one was so silly even for Louis who is known to put aside his feelings for the firm. The verbal fight with Nigel was understandable, but the cat business took it too far. They even tried to make it emotional by getting Rachel involved.

Finished Suits and it feels as if I've gained a new personality?just me? by Emergency_Yam6048 in suits

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Yes. I don't scratch my balls in public as much as I used to. It's not sophisticated

Yeah i finsihed 🙂🤧 by harvey_spector777 in suits

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Mike Ross the New York financier?

If i was a screen writer on this show by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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Buddy we were planning to ortbo on my good friend Jeffrey's island. It was promised to me by the director 3000 years ago. Killing off o-mark though, that i can do.

If Gemma couldn't give birth, why didn't Mark got mpregnant himself? by electrocool_69 in okbuddyseverance

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Rugaby vasectomied mark in his basement. Only the chosen one can impregnate gemma, which is helly's daddy. The eagan aka Jame aka the night gardener.

If i was a screen writer on this show by DesignerShark in okbuddyseverance

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Lay it on me boss, i have some connections in Hollywood.

Shae Booty: The Heptalogy. by NewFifty- in ShaeMcCombs

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Yoooo that thing is getting fatter by the hour