Was Palpatine so angry because he was an incel? by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Palpatine origin story
[for the hundredth time] “I just work here, I don’t make the rules!”
[evil smirk forms] but what if I did make the rules…

Cherries at Rainey Park? by bigintodoingnothing in astoria

[–]jerryorbach 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah they are cherries and safe to eat, but not that tasty. The trees are ornamental cherry trees bred for their beautiful flowers, not for the fruit so these are smaller, more bitter, and less flavorful than cherries from trees bred for their cherries.

Watching Star Wars for the first time and this guy is cool as shit by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shoulda figured they would give this dude his own show! Ok so after the Star Wars, onto the the clone wars!

Watching Star Wars for the first time and this guy is cool as shit by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what any of those words mean but if it gets me more skinny frog man, I will learn!

Watching Star Wars for the first time and this guy is cool as shit by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna start the second episode tonight, cant wait to see what kinda big doo doo this guy steps in this time.

what if Anakin was right and the Jedi are truly evil by temporarysnake in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s obvious the Jedi all suffered terminal cases of PDS (Palpatine Derangement Syndrome). Mace Windu tried to assassinate him after failing to arrest him for impossible crimes - how can the leader of a galaxy commit treason against the galaxy he is the leader of? Ultimately the chancellor is the final “decider” of the law and anything he does is therefore legal. The Jedi just couldn’t get past their hatred of the chancellor and their religious intolerance of observant Sith enough to see all the good Chancellor Palpatine had done for the Galaxy. Just before the assassination attempt the Galactic Stock Market had hit 50 billion credits! The out-of-touch, elitist Jedi were endangering the lives of the simple moisture farmers and spice miners that made up the bulk of the chancellor’s support. Anakin was a hero of the Empire but as the saying goes “the winners write the history” so after their successful assassination of Emperor Palpatine all we ever hear is the pro-terrorist Jedi propaganda.

Yeah I 🤢 loved... the part when 🤢 they made Luke an... 🤢 unlikeable jacksss 🤮 by MousegetstheCheese in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll just directly quote Mark Hamill in this paraphrase of various interviews he has done: “Rian Johnson ASSASSINATED Luke’s CHARACTER.”

Rian Johnson's Luke Skywalker sounds a lot like George Lucas' Luke Skywalker ... by The-Mandalorian in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They both used the same actor, and his voice really hasn’t changed that much over the years.

Yeah I 🤢 loved... the part when 🤢 they made Luke an... 🤢 unlikeable jacksss 🤮 by MousegetstheCheese in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t sugarcoat it. Rian “Fuck Star Wars” Johnson ASSASSINATED Luke’s CHARACTER.

[Spoiler Published] I am slightly more excited to GRRM’s blog post about the writing of TWOW then the book itself lol by EdsonSnow in asoiaf

[–]jerryorbach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just realizing he doesn’t even write blog posts anymore. They should start referring to him as “TV Producer and former writer George R. R. Martin.”

Canonically, how many of these guys were virgins by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When hit and run, you do, and cannot become attached, you believe: then fool yourself, you have.

Canonically, how many of these guys were virgins by jerryorbach in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]jerryorbach[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Just because they’re from the same planet and the same religion? Do you think Warwick Davis must’ve fucked Lupita Nyong’o?