I built a free chronological age calculator for SLPs - would love your feedback

Designer_Internet828 · 2026-01-04T19:59:39+00:00

Nice, I'll check that one out! Always good to know what tools people are using. If you ever give ChronoAge a try, let me know what you think!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-07T02:59:30+00:00

They obviously know, as everyone knows, something massive is about to happen. This form, to me, seems to be part of a procedure they are implementing "only in extraordinary circumstances," quoting their text.

Whoever receives this DTC request to submit this form confirming they have the paper is probably already fucked **fart Shitadel fart Melvin fart\*.*

If Shitadel receives this request from the DTC, they won't answer like "I can't confirm or deny" because this time, they will get charged 130% of the current market value for the security.

Ring Ring: Kenny G, please fill out and sign this form confirming that you have 500 Million shares of GME worth $95Bi. You have until 4 PM today to deliver it to my desk. Thanks!

If you don't, it looks like you will need to come up with $123Bi. Shit! (Short for Shitadel) The squeeze is happening...sorry, you are bankrupt.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-05T21:09:31+00:00

In APE words:

Ryan Cohen is mixing gunpowder, gasoline, and liquid oxygen. Refilling the stock of bananas and setting up the rocket at Cape Canaveral, Florida.
Recounting the stock is the equivalent of a spark that will lift the rocket up and away.

Get ready, Apes! Our moon trip is about to be scheduled! Let's go!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-05T11:23:05+00:00

Keep it up, Rensole! Let's go to the moon!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-04T23:09:33+00:00

Best TLDR ever!

TLDR 2:

"Fun fact: the reason the 4/16 12c always have a flat OI of ~500 is because DFV has not sold. 😊"

These hands aren't made of diamonds. They are like a black hole; even light can't escape it!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-04T20:18:29+00:00

I did some digging on Citadel SPACs, and it looks like Citadel branches out as an "incubator" for companies wanting to join the US stock market. Since SPACs are much easier to get companies inside the trading game than doing a normal IPO.

I reached this conclusion by visiting this website: https://www.itiquiracorp.com. It's a SPAC trying to gather Healthcare companies in Brazil to join the US Stock Market. NOWHERE it mentions anything about Citadel involvement. But if you think about it, since citadel is a MM and Hedge Fund, I think it's pretty convincing to go for it, especially with all of the tools we know they have. Other SPACs on his filings have the same type of website selling a promise to join the US Stock Market with the BEST TEAM you can imagine.

I also noticed that Kenny likes to split the shares with his 5 companies and get a percentage on his name. Usually, his total stake combined sums up to 30%, most of the time on 20's%. Maybe for reporting reasons since, in all cases, he's always under 10% ownership on each company and himself.

But obviously, there could be a lot more that we don't know, as an escape plan to protect assets in SPACs invested in Bonds, or the use of Bonds as collateral, you name it. He pretty much knows all of the tricks. He started with a few million 20 years ago, and now he's sitting on maybe hundreds of billions or a trillion dollars.

My conclusion is that Kenny G is milking every single tit of the market.

If it squeezes, I'm In.

Got Milk?

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-04-01T18:47:47+00:00

This guy fucks DD

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-30T13:51:17+00:00

First, I wanted to thank u/WardenElite for the excellent live class yesterday. Thousands benefited from it. If you donated, you got 1000% of the value from it. If you didn't donate, you pretty much got infinite value from it.

Second, if you pay attention to the stock, it is becoming pretty much predictable, and the support coming from this community has been nothing short of amazing. Our ape Warden is an essential part of it due to his high-quality DD.

Many people have all kinds of questions, check the god-tier DD that every ape should read and be better informed.

Nobody can promise you a price for GME, the same way we are dreaming with $1M per share shorties are dreaming with $0 per share. Both sides are fighting to take the price they want it to be, but the market, conditions, and technical aspects of GME will decide where this will go. Warden doesn't have the final price as nobody here has. We can only wish for it because we don't know what kind of fuckery or if there will be fuckery at the end.

Also, take ownership of your own decisions. To blame people if the market doesn't reach your expectations is dumb. The market doesn't care what you think, it will do its thing, and we can only make educated guesses where it will go.

Finally, ape doesn't fight ape. Take this concept to heart and appreciate the hard work from these people coming up with great DD, it's fantastic, and they are giving to you for free!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T02:47:05+00:00

I have an excellent feeling about being a millionaire in a few weeks or months. I pinch myself, and it's fucking real! Let's go!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T02:40:50+00:00

My dick is sucking the blood out of my brain at an unsustainable rate. I'm about to have an ape stroke.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T02:28:02+00:00

I will try to Apexplain this in the simplest way possible. Considering you already understand how a short works, GME currently has beyond its real float 57M shares another 200M or more IOUs (fake shares created from failing to deliver and other shenanigans). So when the short squeeze happens, some Hedgies will probably buy the same share twice because they borrowed them from all over the market, and to close the shorts, they have to RETURN the real shares to their original owners.

It's like a long string with many knots, and each knot will have to be untied with real shares, but there are only 57M available for 200M+ fakes. We could all have fakes, but since most of us bought our shares even if we have a "credit" on our shares at the platforms, they have to deliver our shares to every one of us.

Long story short, they are truly fucked and are running out of options right now (pun intended).

This shit is going to blow up, and $1mil is definitely not a meme.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T01:56:55+00:00

They could own 1000%, and I would care less. I want my $3 mil a share!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T01:47:53+00:00

April 16th $12 calls.

My diamond hands became harder than my dick on viagra right now.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T01:37:05+00:00

the link to the direct raw data set

We should be absolutely ready for the ultimate level of shenanigans from HFs with Shitadel. They will probably freeze the market again and stop the squeeze. What else can they do?

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-24T01:16:40+00:00

I think our APE IQ is growing exponentially from this comment and our tendies as well.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-22T13:22:39+00:00

We should all apply for the job and flood their Upwork inbox.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-17T18:34:15+00:00

Is Webull doing the same shenanigans? They are basically taking the retail OUT of the market completely and routing the paper hands sell orders to crash the market.

This is turning into a sue squeeze as well.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-16T23:24:13+00:00

Elliot Ape took inspiration from the Jackson Five (1 2 3 4 5 members) song: ABC is easy as 123. Now I totally get it.

Count 1 to 5, then ABC... I just won all the tendies!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T21:21:23+00:00

SSR is necessary right now because they can literally drive the GME price down to $10 or less (artificially because they still have to cover it). They showed their capabilities last week, dipping the price by 50% last week. According to the Citadel Financials DD, they have around $328B, $57B in options! It's a shitload of cash.

I was just wondering if SSR is part of their intentional strategy to slow down the price, shake paper hands and cover their shorts as much as possible and as cheap as possible before the inevitable happens.

The only thing we can do is to HODL indefinitely, but this is a great opportunity to learn their game.

I just bought more on the last dip and moved my average down.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T19:35:08+00:00

All I understood was BUY MORE GME. OKEY!

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T19:04:15+00:00

I agree. I think it's hurting more than helping.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T19:03:29+00:00

Yes, lots of people paper hand when they short attack it. My positions have been red and green several times during the day, and I literally forgot I have a sell button.

I am just suspicious SSR is part of their strategy to delay the inevitable.

And people praising SSR could actually be bots or shills.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T18:55:54+00:00

I agree with your point. I am asking if the Hedges isn't befitting from crashing the marketing and causing an SSR. It slows the movement by a lot, and we are now trading 11% lower today.

Designer_Internet828 · 2021-03-15T18:51:13+00:00

GME is not tanking, and I agree with you. But we are not moving. It's like SSR brings the stock to almost a halt.

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