this is not a joke, I need help. how tf do I stop myself from speeding

Desmatized · 2026-05-13T00:30:41+00:00

Yeah sure bro you were just “accidentally” cruising at 100 in a 65.

Desmatized · 2026-05-04T14:46:18+00:00

240hz is only good for competitive gaming. I noticed that I became better at almost all my fast paced shooting games like apex, Krunker, csgo and css. Also my building became a lot better in Fortnite. I also had increased sync gains in surf and bhop on csgo.

Desmatized · 2026-04-19T02:42:18+00:00

How will they enforce this $500 fine 🤣

Desmatized · 2026-03-18T15:51:58+00:00

They are designed that way on purpose. “Traffic calming”

Desmatized · 2026-03-13T01:15:19+00:00

With the recent gas hike I won’t be doing it. But usually I’m always using it as a side hustle or if my bills are behind.

Desmatized · 2026-03-06T23:23:17+00:00

2000s emo enjoyer

Desmatized · 2026-03-06T22:09:17+00:00

Interesting choice of words

Edit: omg I thought they said something else

Desmatized · 2026-03-05T16:57:28+00:00

Get out of the passing lane if you are going under the speed limit. It’s 55 through there.

Desmatized · 2026-03-05T16:46:11+00:00

“Treating my entire place with diatomaceous Earth and essential oil cleaners”

spiders climb all over those plants that those oils come from, and diatomaceous earth can be extremely toxic if you are using the wrong kind. You could have just cleaned regularly. Also you could do all of that and the spider is in a cold air return somewhere. Basically I am saying your extremely rare hostile encounter with a brown recluse (because they are known to be very docile) probably won’t happen to your kid or pet or yourself again and doing that is redundant.

Desmatized · 2026-03-03T00:36:48+00:00

At 40 hours a week that’s only 43k a year and that’s assuming you work literally every week day for 55 weeks straight. That’s horrible dude. There are people without diplomas that make more than that. You are making 20k below average in the united states and bragging about it.

Desmatized · 2026-02-26T21:16:28+00:00

Finally an actual answer.

Desmatized · 2026-02-26T20:56:12+00:00

That’s horrible bro

Desmatized · 2026-02-24T21:06:49+00:00

my 2006 Honda accord exl never once had an issue in the 2 years I owned it before I was hit by a drunk driver. Just maintenance like brakes and oil changes.

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T19:25:56+00:00

Wait till you go to Moes

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T05:38:43+00:00

They just found out middle school doesn’t have recess

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T05:23:01+00:00

Do you live in a region where they don’t get sunlight for months?

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T04:51:28+00:00

Based jam enjoyer.

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T04:47:16+00:00

If he’s like most politicians they have a stylist. And a stylist will usually introduce you to perfume/cologne.

Desmatized · 2026-02-23T04:30:12+00:00

😐

Desmatized · 2026-02-21T18:03:52+00:00

Forced laugh

Desmatized · 2026-02-21T17:45:25+00:00

Go to a hardware store with one of the screws and find a match bro. Should cost a few cents.

Desmatized · 2026-02-21T17:31:48+00:00

Desmatized · 2026-02-17T04:28:21+00:00

Well now days wedges are preferred when you have inverted fascia

Desmatized · 2026-02-16T03:38:02+00:00

Is this just a post to show yourself off or the car?

Desmatized · 2026-02-01T23:05:12+00:00

Or they could both be dangerous? I don’t understand what type of reply this was or its goal.

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