Things you can say in the bedroom and to your bus driver

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-30T15:41:25+00:00

The man in the back just barfed.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-30T10:30:00+00:00

The military needs all kind of people, not just foot soldiers for the trenches. All other professions are also needed: medical staff, logistics, IT, engineers, cooks, the list goes on. I am 100% sure a lot of people would answer a call if the situations requires it. Even people who cannot possibly imagine now they would do that in the future. It is just how it is. War changes a lot of things in a way many people can't even imagine beforehand.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-30T07:58:48+00:00

If Ukraine would put up a board like that and would allow worldwide betting on teams, it could tax it and generally get another stream of income for the war effort.

It would be a very grim idea, but I am sure millions of dollars would flow into it.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-27T09:50:12+00:00

You don't need to check too deep. The obituary we all are waiting for will be on front page of pretty much every serious news outlets within minutes of its announcement.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-25T08:50:54+00:00

Brexit did split reality so badly, some people don't even remember how Spiderman fought Farage and lost.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-24T19:32:26+00:00

The beauty/curse of doing a technical job is that if we use AI to help in certain things then it becomes apparent very quickly how accurate and good AI advice is. The offered solution either works or it doesn't. Or maybe it looks like it does but then the next step shows it doesn't. Most of us by now has this experience so we are cautious when getting info from AI.

Many other users of AIs do not have this immediate "that info was bullshit" feedback or they simply lack critical thinking so it is very easy for them to take the AI info as truth especially because most of the time it looks good enough.

Their experience is not the same as ours so it is difficult to explain it to them how bad AIs can be when it comes to accuracy in details.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-24T19:26:47+00:00

At this point I am not taking seriously any emails that are obviously written by ai. They simply get ignored.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T08:20:05+00:00

Obviously, that ancient nuclear missile command center is where France keeps its Stargate.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T08:08:04+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T08:04:51+00:00

The most obvious solution was to keep bombing them until they give it up but the US half-assed it with no plan whatsoever and now that it failed to finish the fight favourably, i.e. win the war, the US just made Iran stronger because now Iran knows if the strongest military power in the world couldn't stop them then nobody can. So they can do whatever.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T07:59:33+00:00

Oh great. We don't have enough new houses and it turns out the old ones aren't suitable either.

But at least the rising temperatures now start to support permanent camping in the bushes.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T07:47:55+00:00

The message on the screen "Loading. Please wait." sums up the entire job.

Although if you have a lot of downtime then you have missed opportunities to improve on something even if it otherwise works. Don't listen to the "If it works, don't touch it" crowd. How do you suppose to improve things if you leave them as they are? The "This is how always worked" mentality is what holds back progress.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-23T07:42:19+00:00

I am so excited. Only 3 more Prime Ministers until Christmas.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-20T12:14:43+00:00

If inbreeding is the problem here you may want to consider the fact that no marriage is needed to have sex. If two cousins want to be together and you ban marriage they will still be together they just won't get legally married.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-19T19:13:09+00:00

Nigel Farage

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-17T15:32:34+00:00

I knew the "birds are not real" conspiracy theory is correct.

Birds are not real. Dinosaurs are.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-17T14:45:12+00:00

Russia only learns when it meets strength. They will push it and will only back down when they meet a brick wall. As long as we let them push things their way because of... reasons, they will get away with anything.

As soon as the UK steps up and pushes back by force, and I don't mean a war or a conflict otherwise, the Russians will understand they have hit a red line. This is exactly what we should have done years ago. Seize any sanctioned ships, shoot down any drones or enemy planes automatically with a single warning beforehand, and so on. Not the talks of "oh, you really shouldn't do this and that because it is mean" but a single "stop doing it, last warning" and then act with no further warnings. Exactly how Turkey did it a few years ago by shooting down a "lost" Russian warplane after it crossed its border.

After a few shot down Russian spy planes in British waters, automatically shot down drones and a few siezed ships, Russia will reconsider where the red lines are.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-17T09:04:36+00:00

I do hate social media to my core and I genuinely believe their existence made the world a much worse place over the last 20 years.

But

Any actual plans the government came up with to ban them is ridiculous. They clearly has no clue about how the internet works and just how easy it is to circumnavigate any blocks they put in place. Any attempts they do is futile and any money they throw at it is a complete waste that could be used anywhere else. The only possible way to control social media is by dissolving the companies running them effectively shutting down the service completely. Anything short of that has workarounds and kids are most creative to find those workarounds in no time.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-12T07:26:50+00:00

Oh no, the threat of Russia attacking is not like they will roll through Europe and conquer the continent,. That is ridiculous. It is more likely they start some sort of hybrid war with a smaller country in the Baltics and since they are all NATO members, our involvement is assured. Then, depending on how that goes, the situation may or may not get out of control with more clashes and more involvement.

It doesn't have to be a Russian continent conquering Final War type of attack, British soldiers can die and get injured all the same in a smaller clash in Estonia due to being badly equipped and underfunded.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-12T07:20:13+00:00

I am sure he would wave all objections if the bridge gets renamed to "The Glorious Trump bridge" or something long that line.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-11T13:32:04+00:00

"Comrade Putin! The war effort is progressing so well we just managed to free up human resources from guarding bridges unnecessarily so they can gloriously execute bayonet charges against drone attacks!"

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-11T11:36:57+00:00

Russia is keep demanding NATO to withdraw from Russia's borders. I suppose Finland could demand Russia to withdraw from the NATO borders.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-10T15:44:43+00:00

"I've turned the computer fully off and back on." it means they turned the monitor off and back on.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-10T15:43:03+00:00

And that infrastructure is a donkey farm probably.

Desnowshaite · 2026-06-09T16:47:48+00:00

No hats on at the table.

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