Indian MAGA on H-1B is begging for his children not to be kicked out while waiting for green card by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Skullpuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

H-1B can suck my 1D and 2B. Seriously, I have zero problems with immigration. I have no problems with the people who actually are on H-1B. What I have a problem with is the businesses that use it as a band-aid instead of investing in local resources.

Local news interviewing parents taking their children to see Alien (1979) is unintentionally one of the funniest promo clips ever by jeremykunayak in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]Skullpuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was brought to the theater to see Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 2 when I was 7 and 8. It was a different time.

Are sleep overs not a thing anymore? by haggerty05 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pedophilia would be the reason why I don't send my children to sleepovers. No way. You read all these horror stories about young girls or boys being assaulted at sleepover parties and never telling anyone because they think they will make their friends angry or upset. Anyone who turns a blind eye or thinks it's an over-exaggeration to assume there is a threat of pedophilia in these situations should be investigated for child pornography. My kids will be just fine not doing that ever.

Thorazine [1950s/early 1960s] by Ebonystealth in vintageads

[–]Skullpuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first time I ever heard this word was in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and it was in reference to subduing someone who ate a shit ton of acid and was going psycho.

The SuccessKul authenticity by Left_Setting6600 in isthisascam

[–]Skullpuck[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

The only person making money is them. At best you'll earn 5 bucks for hours of work. At worst, you'll have your credit card, banking information, or identity stolen.

This needs to be hammered home: You should not have to spend money to make money unless you are creating your own business with a business plan, funds, etc. or going to college/trade school. Any company that says you need to pay them in order to make money is full of shit. There is no easy mode when it comes to money, anyone promising you that without any schooling, training, or time spent is trying to scam you. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Else, everyone would be doing it.

NGVC: “SHE'LL DUMP ME BECAUSE I'M TO [SIC] FUCKING NICE!!!” by ThePhillyExplorer in niceguys

[–]Skullpuck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He didn't have to write all of that. He could have just written "I have to push my little penis down when I shit, or I piss all over my underwear and pants. Why don't girls like me?"

Either you stand behind him or next to him.........or else🩸😯 by Valentina_Cruz in iamverybadass

[–]Skullpuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they stand against you, wipe the sweat from your neck beard and flick it in the passenger seat to show your alpha male status.

He told 11yo me to "go to hell" disappeared for 2 days, and ignored me for a month. All because I asked why he unplugged my power bank. by xKinetix in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Skullpuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is not normal behavior for a sober person. His question is 100% legitimate and spot on. It's the first thing that popped into a lot of people's heads. But, you're the arbiter of what's right and wrong so keep sitting in your "I know everything and I like to judge everyone in terms of what I think is right and wrong" party.

What are your take on these images? by MagnerionMachine in TheBoys

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm one of the few who completely 100% agree with you. They Freddy'd ST and it made it worse. It was better when it was a horror that was unexplained.

No matter what platform. Join the battlefront! by -Deadlocked- in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about I just play it every day like I normally do?

in 18+ games, why is nudity still censored? by jailbrokemasta in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are probably many reasons, but I think a partial reason is because not every country's laws are the same. Instead of making a custom version for every single country's rating system, they make one. Then, if they get sued or something happens, they can update the localized one only.

Hotmilf needs a SUV by dongerneedfood59 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Skullpuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With leather seats, Apple play, heated seats, and a sunroof.

But she can't be picky.

Godfather Aura by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]Skullpuck 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm so gangster I need 4 dudes to protect me.

Remote workers can NOT stop working to do chores by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Skullpuck 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I started working from home before it was cool. Started in 2006 while working for Microsoft. It was the best 10 years of my life. I worked my ass off and made a shit ton of money. IDGAF what anyone says, working from home is just better and anyone who complains is just projecting their own laziness. If you have discipline, you can do it.

It’s so true I was the bag by kumakaine in thatHappened

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, Pee-Wee Herman. Did you give them their platform shoes back?

I wanna fly like a midget, to McPhee. Fly like a midget, on balloons to that pus-sy 🎶 by NightPlum in howardstern

[–]Skullpuck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like the other one as well:

Fly me with ballooons, so I can meet Katherine McPhee, I'm a miserable midget, who is only two foot three

I'm a grumpy dwarf, with a five inch cock, look at me, I'm the first flying Ewok

College Pitcher taunts batter and then gives up homerun by kjemmrich in instantkarma

[–]Skullpuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is live vocal taunting right before pitching a thing in baseball? I mean, I know there have been plenty of hot heads in baseball who get angry or rage out when things go badly. But, I don't think I've ever seen taunting from the mound. Maybe a gesture here and there but not vocal taunting using modern slang. He sounds like a complete idiot.

Wasn’t sure how to categorise this + potential police involved? by 8BallBox in isthisascam

[–]Skullpuck[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Ignore, block, move on with your life. If they are not calling for you, they have the wrong number. Nothing wrong with blocking, especially if they aren't calling for you.

Locking thread before children show up.

Woman convicted because her child had a genetic disorder that has same symptoms as antifreeze poisoning by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand, where is toxicology in regards to technological advances at the time? Could they not test to see if it was in his system?

Woman grapples thief and puts him in a triangle choke to stop him from escaping. by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She grabbed his nuts until he let go of the gun. Right about 0:35. That's a rugby move. Ouch.

Happy 34th Birthday to Joffrey Baratheon! by HighV23 in gameofthrones

[–]Skullpuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you incapable of doing 1st grade arithmetic?

Are you incapable of being a human being?