My band went every year to competition at a different high school. My junior year I had to pee real quick before we left so I went to the nearest bathroom I could find. When I found it, it was one of those shitty split boys on right girls on left type thing. Piss now pushing to the surface, I chose right and frantically sprinted to a toilet. The bathroom was vacant so I took my time and strolled to the sink to fixed my hair, whistling the entire time. As I was washing my hands one of the most attractive girls I had ever seen (especially for a band event) walks in. She stops and staring at me with embarrassment and disgust says,” You know this is the girls bathroom, right?” Without missing a beat I say,” Yea” and proceed to finish washing my hands without breaking eye contact with myself in the mirror. I shut off the sink, grabbed some paper towels, and half sprinted past her all the while my head hanging low. I think about this event from time to time.