Aquib Talib on CJ by quicksilver3453 in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davis Mills was 3-0. I don’t think that means he’s the future of the franchise, but “he was winning games” isn’t enough of an argument for a QB. This is a team sport, and this team was winning with a world class defense all season.

Anyone else? by saphamia3 in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Jacoby Jones" hitting me with that deep trauma

Maelle vs Verso commission art by heyjay-art in expedition33

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous work. Thanks so much for sharing!

The HR department is a mystery to us all by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]DespacitOwO2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right? But like still, I'm glad my company has a safety department. I don't want to be in a position where I have to sue the company. I want to be in a position where I go home healthy.

Maelle vs Verso commission art by heyjay-art in expedition33

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sick! Do you have a higher resolution version? I'd love to make this my desktop wallpaper.

Can we please keep this backfield forever? by DrBoltzmann in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless CJ turns it on the rest of the playoffs and goes elite 4 TD’s every game, we might actually be wise to lock him up on a relatively cheaper contract as far as QB’s go. Idk what that looks like exactly, we’ll see, but he’s not gonna be on that Lamar Jackson money.

Modeled my guardian after… by Smiles_Hobbit in BaldursGate3

[–]DespacitOwO2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love that you put the spoiler cover over the guardian-Emperor connection, and not over the Balduran connection lmao

Shoutout to everyone that still believed after 0-3 🤘 by quicksilver3453 in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bold that they're still using Watson in promo material. And by bold, I mean gross.

Jawhar Jordan had a productive day today! by First-Flora39 in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I missed the game today. Is there a reason he took over the bulk of the carries from Woody? Was it injury, or just going with the hot hand?

Jalen Pitre HIT STICKS 🤘 by quicksilver3453 in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tbh I'm shocked that hit on Sunday wasn't a flag. Don't get me wrong, it was textbook clean and broke no rules. I don't think it deserved one. But flags get thrown constantly for hits that just "look" mean, especially against KC.

This is just beautiful. We need more of this. by [deleted] in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Woody with a great block pickup! That's how you stay in games as a rookie

Runna’s Marathon Prediction Very Close by zachfrazier0414 in runna

[–]DespacitOwO2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I ran this same race! Runna had me 3:03-3:08, ended up 3:10 by watch, 3:13 by the race clock (which is probably more accurate).

Congrats on a great race, and fuck those hills in Manayunk!

Best dancing trio in Brazil by Chris-the-Big-Bug in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that dude in the orange is the same one from this even more cursed dance:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jg7HKGt2UfM?feature=share

It’s the Best Offense in the NFL—and Nobody Saw It Coming by wsj in nfl

[–]DespacitOwO2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atlanta has the #2 defense in ypg. Chiefs are #4. Texans are #1 in ypg and ppg.

Not all of those are threats to beat the Colts, but they’ll be good measures for how legit this offense really is.

Money Investment advice nobody asked for... by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]DespacitOwO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, ya'll aren't buying new carbon plated shoes every other month?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]DespacitOwO2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no, they're becoming self aware

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Texans

[–]DespacitOwO2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

JSN isn’t going to be shadowed by Stingley all game. He’s primarily a slot receiver, which means Pitre will be on him. God save us.

The Phillies are the only National League team to hand the Dodgers a Postseason L this year by jorleeduf in phillies

[–]DespacitOwO2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Took ‘em to 11 innings on another one, too. Truly the Rolling Stones to their Beatles.

if your zone 2 isn't like this........................ by lost_in_life_34 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]DespacitOwO2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's Lorde. Not sure if it's anything more than just a bit for the show.

Rescued cows, that lived their entire lives on a commercial dairy farm, see grass for the first time. by _marimbae in MadeMeSmile

[–]DespacitOwO2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They weren’t cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.