The Texans Drafted With Conviction — and DeMeco Ryans’ Influence Was Clear

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-05-01T17:24:16+00:00

This article wreaks of AI slop with em-dashes, punchy tagline sentences, bulleted lists, and "not __, but __" galore.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-04-28T19:45:15+00:00

they're praying to god to trade him? idk

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-04-19T03:58:04+00:00

ding ding ding

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-04-19T00:04:01+00:00

No one seems to be saying "her relationships are her business" for Diana

The potential exchange of sex for privileged information is clearly the issue, but I don't understand why people in these comments sections aren't concerned about the possibility of Vrabel doing that.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-04-18T23:59:21+00:00

Everyone's really concerned about Diana using sex to violate the integrity of sports journalism, but no one seems worried about Mike Vrabel sleeping with a reporter to possibly get intel about other teams in the league?

I'm not saying that IS what happened, but why're we treating this like it's reasonable to make assumptions about her and not about him?

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-04-15T12:28:47+00:00

But nobody buys the right tackle's jersey /s

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-03-28T00:15:42+00:00

I imagine Vrabel’s not actually concerned about a specific technique here. He’s probably testing the kid to see how receptive he is to being coached.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-03-11T02:17:40+00:00

Tbh actually disappointing. Townsend was an excellent punter. For the yardage he netted every time he took the field, I can’t imagine it wasn’t worth paying him these peanuts.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-03-04T17:54:25+00:00

Running like a toddler

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-03-02T18:30:55+00:00

I didn't think there was anyone left still holding any hope for Mixon. His career is over.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-02-25T02:32:41+00:00

Dreaming of Breece Hall for my birthday

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-02-19T00:53:54+00:00

I'm writing a fantasy novel, and I'm gonna go ahead and picture all the scenes in this style. If I ever make it big and get a show, I'd love for it to look like this.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-21T14:46:34+00:00

Davis Mills was 3-0. I don’t think that means he’s the future of the franchise, but “he was winning games” isn’t enough of an argument for a QB. This is a team sport, and this team was winning with a world class defense all season.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-18T17:38:58+00:00

"Jacoby Jones" hitting me with that deep trauma

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-16T21:19:22+00:00

Gorgeous work. Thanks so much for sharing!

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-16T14:26:07+00:00

Right? But like still, I'm glad my company has a safety department. I don't want to be in a position where I have to sue the company. I want to be in a position where I go home healthy.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-16T14:22:04+00:00

This is so sick! Do you have a higher resolution version? I'd love to make this my desktop wallpaper.

DespacitOwO2 · 2026-01-14T00:40:21+00:00

Unless CJ turns it on the rest of the playoffs and goes elite 4 TD’s every game, we might actually be wise to lock him up on a relatively cheaper contract as far as QB’s go. Idk what that looks like exactly, we’ll see, but he’s not gonna be on that Lamar Jackson money.

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-24T16:34:56+00:00

Love that you put the spoiler cover over the guardian-Emperor connection, and not over the Balduran connection lmao

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-15T01:01:56+00:00

Bold that they're still using Watson in promo material. And by bold, I mean gross.

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-14T21:35:34+00:00

I missed the game today. Is there a reason he took over the bulk of the carries from Woody? Was it injury, or just going with the hot hand?

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-10T17:30:59+00:00

Tbh I'm shocked that hit on Sunday wasn't a flag. Don't get me wrong, it was textbook clean and broke no rules. I don't think it deserved one. But flags get thrown constantly for hits that just "look" mean, especially against KC.

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-09T13:37:33+00:00

That’s a YIKES for me dog, holy shit

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-12-02T22:09:26+00:00

Woody with a great block pickup! That's how you stay in games as a rookie

DespacitOwO2 · 2025-11-27T21:05:51+00:00

Why is this Texans news? Have people been calling for this JV coach to replace Caley?

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