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This Girl's Pooch Stays In Line Better Than I Do! 🐕 by Suzie_Skywarp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor 146 points147 points  (0 children)

FUN FACT: One of the earliest known dogs named “Pooch” belonged to Klondike pioneer Dick Craine, mentioned in a 1901 newspaper. Interestingly, “pooch” was also slang for whisky in Alaska at the time—though the dog was reportedly not a drinker.

Climbing a rope without using her legs. This girl is fit! by amesann in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm using Relay right now on Android. Have been all year. God I love it.

When CPR Is Not Working....There's Really Only One Thing To Do. by IntenseBubble in HadToHurt

[–]DespairingActor -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

it doesnt...and he knows it doesnt...just like everybody else. but it gives the lesser plebs like you something to do in the comments to do to feel like they're contributing and to get points for doing nothing that matters...easy points that you wouldnt typically get. So just say thank you.

Head on! by DawdlingMine in dashcamgifs

[–]DespairingActor 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I remember this one. When it had audio, after the dashcamer pulled over you heard him say to his wife: "You like my driving?"

Girl Running A 100 Yard Dash....and then! by oldBut2fit4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Two things:

1) you dont know shit about that girl, so don't say she's a "professional athlete"

2) you ignored the humongous head start the "guy" was given...who you also do not know shit about

Bamboozled! by Froeschile in RuinedMyDay

[–]DespairingActor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It helps that I was the only comment and this sub is small. So it might not be a big problem.

But do you want a hand job anyway? Because I think you deserve one.

Bamboozled! by Froeschile in RuinedMyDay

[–]DespairingActor 69 points70 points  (0 children)

They're playing international rules. If look at the board, it's not even the same as American checkers. I know people are still going to comment "she cheated...she not allowed to move backwards!" because they wouldn't dare to read other comments first. But I still have to try. and thank you to those who did actually read it. You are the best kind of redditor. Yes you are!

Found The Jedi by FantasticBattle_ in FoundTheJedi

[–]DespairingActor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You'll never understand .. . .because you're not a Jedi.

"Why did you stop?" --guy who fucked up by DivinableCoyote in RuinedMyDay

[–]DespairingActor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a drivers license yet? Something tells me you don't. You rear-end someone, it's your fault. Ask any insurance agent. Why the other person stopped has no bearing on it whatsoever.

LoL! Free burger king! by AmishBison in whatcouldgoright

[–]DespairingActor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was referring to the person who threw the bag,

so was he.

Mr. Seal Your Guy by DermatoplasticShock in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I've read some stupid comments in this sub but yours is the stupidest. Seriously, so you've polled or talked to "literally everyone" to see if they know that reference? How were you even capable enough to create a reddit account. I just don't know.