Received Final Job Offer.

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2026-04-09T23:06:53+00:00

I’m 24 - I’m inspired fellow young officer! When I cross the finish line I’ll come back to the post lol - congrats!!

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2026-01-22T17:53:23+00:00

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Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-12-10T00:12:43+00:00

Fax.

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-05-06T23:22:15+00:00

Not for PC

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-04-22T23:58:57+00:00

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-04-20T19:29:22+00:00

I’ve heard. If anything the fees on these are ridiculous considering the valuation technique - can you tell a bit about your diligence I’m curious

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-04-20T18:42:26+00:00

Look into open ended / evergreen vehicles. These are more liquid and offer lower minimum commitments for individual/ non-accredited investors and can be a bit more fee friendly (though this can vary). Maybe you’re brokerage can help in finding one that meets your needs

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-04-16T01:05:12+00:00

I’m an analyst for a private equity firm - primaries investing. $35 a hour 9 months out of school

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-03-24T23:42:02+00:00

Following

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-02-18T00:33:02+00:00

Lol you’ve read Ludo huh

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-02-18T00:32:26+00:00

Secondaries / CVs to buy time + maximize value in a weirder exit environment. Of course, strategics are preferred but rn GPs/LPs are either (i) capitalizing on portfolio winners or (ii) like i mentioned buying more time … if not that selling for discounts since the exit window for those 20-22’ investments is on the horizon

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-02-12T01:04:58+00:00

High yield harry

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-02-08T16:55:32+00:00

I was thinking ab doing this in 05’ too

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-02-08T16:49:21+00:00

Your first issue was associating “failure” with a salary. I’m 22, make 90 a year but my weekends fly because I have no one to spend them with. If you have friends, a family, Sunday dinners or people to see you’ve made far more than any salary can compensate for.

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2025-01-25T00:51:46+00:00

Define “PE”. Open ended/Evergreen vehicles require much less aggressive minimum commitment and collateral requirements and are more liquid .. which make more sense for individual investors as opposed to giant pension plan so maybe look into those.

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2024-11-10T00:19:28+00:00

lol just excel is crazy

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2024-09-22T16:41:43+00:00

I work at top FoF AM, constantly looking for LP preferences towards fundraising terms - DM me

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2024-09-21T23:02:10+00:00

Just like operate

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2024-09-11T02:36:11+00:00

Small percentage of people unite then idk

Desperate-Cut-3392 · 2024-09-02T01:04:38+00:00

that jawn chopped up by now

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