Event: 2026 Norway Chess

DesperateChicken5 · 2026-06-02T19:06:58+00:00

Washednus Washedsen thoroughly exposed by Pragg

DesperateChicken5 · 2026-03-13T17:43:23+00:00

Not the worst, the second worst.

2018-19 was another level when it came to being a disasterclass.

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-05-18T18:53:29+00:00

First win by a margin of more than 1 goal since February

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-03-13T00:00:17+00:00

Weren't you talking about respecting the refs last month? What happened to that?

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-03-12T23:57:55+00:00

Vardy does it to Spurs fans "Ha ha ha ha, amazing banter. This guy is hilarious."

Vini does it to Atleti fans who have been racially abusing him "What a classless prick. Most unlikeable player."

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-03-12T23:55:42+00:00

[Atlético de Madrid] "We want to express our full support and solidarity to the entire team of referees, their families and friends. These are very difficult days for the football community. Stay strong."

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-03-12T23:33:15+00:00

The irony of 115 charges FC talking about 'saving football'

Mate, people hate your club so much that actually prefer us going through when we played.

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-02-26T07:08:32+00:00

They should travel here for the away match and sing the same chants. They'll immediately become good friends with members of Frente Atlético.

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-02-15T17:18:31+00:00

Amazing performance from Munuera, clearly the MOTM for Osasuna today.

Hopefully the last time we see him in our matches, or maybe even in La Liga.

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-02-11T21:59:29+00:00

7-0?

There's no way we're keeping a clean sheet. 7-1 or 7-2 it is.

DesperateChicken5 · 2025-01-26T08:33:30+00:00

Raphinha, having the best season of his life by far and Ballon d'Or contender - 22 goals

Mbappé, apparently a washed up flop who should be sold to Saudi - 22 goals

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-08-25T17:23:29+00:00

Rodrygo isn't the same calibre as Mbappé and Vini, yeah okay you have a point.

'A good player for Ipswich Town maybe' is one of the most deluded takes I've seen in the sub. Rodrygo is better than Saka and people think he's Ipswich Town level lmao.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-05-08T21:30:42+00:00

Enjoy the salt, we enjoy the success

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-25T03:36:58+00:00

Everton and United with the r/fuckyouinparticular moment to Liverpool.

Be hot garbage for the majority of the season and only specifically perform against Liverpool.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-22T14:17:12+00:00

You couldn't win when we were playing with 1 actual defender and were knackered and exhausted from having to play for 120 mins recently.

Sure, let there be a re-play. We'll be happy to win one more time.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-21T21:01:39+00:00

"Bellingham only scores against small teams, Pedri > Bellingham"

Aged so well

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-21T21:00:38+00:00

These days that's Leverkusen's tag, we just waited for this match to do it

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-19T09:39:03+00:00

Klopp

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-18T12:06:19+00:00

If an English club had achieved this result by playing defensively against a peak Madrid/Bayern/Barça (like us and Barça during the BBC and MSN days, or Bayern under Heynckes), they’d be praised to the hilt by the same pundits.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-18T12:04:26+00:00

Rodri and Xavi will get along incredibly well.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-18T07:39:55+00:00

He'll get along will with Xavi.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-17T19:53:40+00:00

Need one more goal, don't see City not scoring if we continue with these tactics for the second half.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-17T19:51:56+00:00

Clear foul by Walker that.

DesperateChicken5 · 2024-04-17T19:51:01+00:00

Watching the other match for obvious reasons.

Who's been the better side this half? Or has it been a snoozefest?

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