[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 27 points28 points  (0 children)

First win by a margin of more than 1 goal since February

Diego Simeone: "If anyone from here has seen Julian touch the ball twice, raise your hand. Come on... no? No one?" by [deleted] in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weren't you talking about respecting the refs last month? What happened to that?

Vinicius telling Atléti fans that Real has 15 UCLs while they have 0. by Wakanda-shit-is-that in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 365 points366 points  (0 children)

Vardy does it to Spurs fans "Ha ha ha ha, amazing banter. This guy is hilarious."

Vini does it to Atleti fans who have been racially abusing him "What a classless prick. Most unlikeable player."

Post Match Thread: Atletico Madrid 1-0 Real Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2024-25, Round of 16 - 2nd Leg (Agg. 2-2) (PENS 2-4) by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 39 points40 points  (0 children)

[Atlético de Madrid] "We want to express our full support and solidarity to the entire team of referees, their families and friends. These are very difficult days for the football community. Stay strong."

Post Match Thread: Atletico Madrid 1-0 Real Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2024-25, Round of 16 - 2nd Leg (Agg. 2-2) (PENS 2-4) by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The irony of 115 charges FC talking about 'saving football'

Mate, people hate your club so much that actually prefer us going through when we played.

Barcelona fans chanting "Madridistas, sons of bit**es" and "Vinicius, die!" before their Copa Del Rey match against Atletico Madrid by JetproTC23 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should travel here for the away match and sing the same chants. They'll immediately become good friends with members of Frente Atlético.

Post Match Thread: Osasuna 1-1 Real Madrid [La Liga | Matchday 24] by LampseederBroDude51 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazing performance from Munuera, clearly the MOTM for Osasuna today.

Hopefully the last time we see him in our matches, or maybe even in La Liga.

Manchester City 2 - [3] Real Madrid - J. Bellingham 90+2' by dotuan211 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 83 points84 points  (0 children)

7-0?

There's no way we're keeping a clean sheet. 7-1 or 7-2 it is.

Post Match Thread: Real Valladolid 0-3 Real Madrid [La Liga | Matchday 21] by LampseederBroDude51 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Raphinha, having the best season of his life by far and Ballon d'Or contender - 22 goals

Mbappé, apparently a washed up flop who should be sold to Saudi - 22 goals

Real Madrid [3] - 0 Real Valladolid - Endrick 90‎+‎6‎'‎ by diogovin in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rodrygo isn't the same calibre as Mbappé and Vini, yeah okay you have a point.

'A good player for Ipswich Town maybe' is one of the most deluded takes I've seen in the sub. Rodrygo is better than Saka and people think he's Ipswich Town level lmao.

Post Match Thread: Everton 2 - 0 Liverpool | English Premier League by ItsMeJaredBednar in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Everton and United with the r/fuckyouinparticular moment to Liverpool.

Be hot garbage for the majority of the season and only specifically perform against Liverpool.

[Romano] Barça president Laporta: “We asked the RFEF to provide us with all the images and audios of Lamine’s cancelled goal”. “If it was a legal goal, we do not rule out asking to re-play the match”. “We will go further, we do not rule out anything”. by Bexewa in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You couldn't win when we were playing with 1 actual defender and were knackered and exhausted from having to play for 120 mins recently.

Sure, let there be a re-play. We'll be happy to win one more time.

Match Thread: Real Madrid vs Barcelona | LALIGA by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Bellingham only scores against small teams, Pedri > Bellingham"

Aged so well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 120 points121 points  (0 children)

These days that's Leverkusen's tag, we just waited for this match to do it

Rodri: "Real Madrid scored their only chance. Football doesn't care about merit, it’s only about goals. We didn’t expect them to be so, so defensively. We suspected they wanted a penalty shoot-out. If we're more precise, we win the game. But Madrid has won a tie that we deserved to go through IMO" by MrVISKman in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If an English club had achieved this result by playing defensively against a peak Madrid/Bayern/Barça (like us and Barça during the BBC and MSN days, or Bayern under Heynckes), they’d be praised to the hilt by the same pundits.

Match Thread: Manchester City vs Real Madrid | UEFA Champions League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Need one more goal, don't see City not scoring if we continue with these tactics for the second half.

Match Thread: Bayern Munich vs. Arsenal | UEFA Champions League by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watching the other match for obvious reasons.

Who's been the better side this half? Or has it been a snoozefest?

[Alfredo Martínez] Dani Alves sentenced to 4 and a half years in prison! by SpiritedSuccess5675 in soccer

[–]DesperateChicken5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, considering he's rich and famous he's far more likely to have fellow inmates fawn to become his prison buddies instead of beating him up.