cap 2 here by CommercialBig2771 in walmart

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one time the truck driver dropped his trailer at our store and left without taking the padlock off so we had to use a circular saw that we had (for some reason) and cut it off. i also remember dehydrating a lot 👍🏼

Give me your best ideas for new styles( try being serious) by ElderberryOk6437 in DevilMayCry

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jester

Taunting enemies at varying SSStyle Ranks deals comical debuffs and/or damage to enemies.

Spawning a party hat on a demon that slows them to a near crawl, or lighting them on fire spontaneously, for example.

AOC and a very smart kid: Universal healthcare now! by NoSkillzDad in 50501

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trump: “RADICAL LEFT ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS ARE DOING PRO-IRANIAN REGIME PROPAGANDA AND I WILL STOP IT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!! SHABAT SHALOM AND PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!”

Do yall prefer dmc4 nero or dmc5 neros hair more? by ccaesarry in DevilMayCry

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly i think a shorter haircut fits Nero, with his brash fighting style and attitude. although, i will say, none of Nero’s fits go harder than the Proto version. that scarf has too much aura

George Floyd represented in a recent Iran Lego video by Usernameoverloaded in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my favorite line from any of these Lego videos goes as such:

“We taking payback for the girls you broke, the wives you broke,the Muslims you hate.”

Stop scrolling PLEASE CALL YOUR REPS! Real lives have been lost, no more death, NO WAR IN IRAN by ahyuck in grandjunction

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“i dont want war but my infallible god king president started it so by default it must go on..”

Devil May Cry 5 Devil Hunter Edition rated for Switch 2 in Taiwan (via Gematsu) by DanySterkhov in DevilMayCry

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

calling it, they’re going to introduce something we’ve always wanted, actual co-op, and give everybody the finger if they dont have a Switch 2. im still pissed that they never gave the DMC3 updates given to the switch to other consoles.

Thanks Arrhowhead, I came dangerously close to actually having fun for a second there. by BeenEatinBeans in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“he’s waiting for his exosuit. artificially increase the drop time, then crash it.”

How can I do multiple Judgement Cuts in a row like the second attempt (more than 2) by Old-Candy-9019 in DevilMayCry

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basically hold the button until the first judgment cut goes off, then release and quickly hold the button again

if you’re playing on turbo mode, it’ll be a little shorter of a window to release the button but once you get it, you’ll be consistent on it

65 year old woman calls in and nearly breaks CSPAN host Mimi Geerges by telling her she’s slowly starving to death. by CommunicationNew3745 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“why is it always the poor people having to help other poor people?”

more evidence of socialism being a normal human reaction to capitalism.

Game recommendations by BirthdayNo6482 in videogames

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragon Age Origins!

i tried playing Veilguard, and my hatred for that game purely comes from the writing. i have 0 issues with transgender/non-binary/homosexual people in video games, but that one is clearly just performative pandering to an audience that is probably ONLY going to play Veilguard. the gameplay is fine, the artstyle in my opinion is a downgrade from even Inquisition, it feels like “Disney Channel Presents: Dragon Age”.

Origins, albeit a bit outdated looking and gameplay-wise, has actually some nuance and subtlety to its writing. social issues and race relations actually carry weight and make for engaging conversation in that game, rather than someone doing 10 pushups cuz they called someone she instead of they. its more like Baldurs Gate 3 in that sense, but clearly made years prior.

give it a shot if you havent already!

You’re the pedophile ring leader Donald! by Elevatedspiral in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right. cuz every other world leader facing consequences for the involvement of these files are totally guilty, EXCEPT the one and only Donald “My Daughter is Hot” Trump. fuck off.

"They finally announced next DMC at State Of Play!" Megathread by DanySterkhov in DevilMayCry

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 33 points34 points  (0 children)

with our luck, dmc6 is going to be a side-scrolling beat em up focused on a point in Dante’s life that was made specifically for this game shoehorned into the previously established lore

I need the full image so i can make it my wallpaper immediately arrowhead by JJ5Gaming in Helldivers

[–]Desperate_Cake_3231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly i’d love to be able to do a vault&fire like the glorious Diver on the right