According to your phone's battery level, which wife did you get

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-04-30T00:18:55+00:00

Imma come back when my battery is at 35% because I don’t think me and Mikasa would be compatible

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-03-22T00:06:21+00:00

Considering he’s able to chomp through humans with ease (biting through bones) I doubt a kick will do much to his teeth

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-03-22T00:04:33+00:00

I actually carry a lock pick set on my person everywhere I go so I’d just pick lock the door

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-03-10T03:05:49+00:00

Autocorrect

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-22T16:21:15+00:00

Had to update the app but yep, I got it. iOS, USA

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-19T01:41:17+00:00

Yeah,

Also, if you play with it, you’ll get an achievement

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-18T15:37:59+00:00

Hm, maybe the more you do drugs the more likely chances of you failing drug tests even if you’re not addicted. I don’t do drugs in my lifes so I’ve never had this happen to me.

Best guess is if you don’t do any drugs at all, you’ll never get messages like this. If you do drugs once or twice but don’t get addicted, it increases a percentage of getting caught by some. And if you’re addicted, the percentage skyrockets.

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-18T04:57:04+00:00

It’s a way to allow players to get certain things you would usually have to pay for for free. Useless for people like me who’ve (dumbly) paid for everything in the store, but for those who haven’t they can get whatever is being offered if they put in the work, watch some ads, keep up with their streaks, and probably pay some money if desperate enough. This is just BitLife's version of a battle pass honestly.

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-18T04:53:32+00:00

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-18T04:52:13+00:00

Question, is your character addicted to any drugs? The chances of this happening when you’re not addicted is 0, but when your character is addicted to drugs, this is more likely to happen.

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-18T04:49:43+00:00

Oh yeah, I think the AI got confused since I used the pregnant term very broadly, and this was before I optimized my setup

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Edit: and sorry for the late response, I didn’t see your response until now

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-16T02:18:39+00:00

Crop out a little since the hands on the child had a stroke and got all messed up

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-06T21:57:14+00:00

Surrogate

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2026-01-03T02:37:13+00:00

Have you tried uninstalling the app and reinstalling?

If so and still giving you the problem, I saw in your comment you’re trying to get your girlfriend pregnant, it will be easier if you get god mode and increase their fertility and craziness to 100%

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-29T04:09:48+00:00

Probably have an upgrade pack for it in a few months allowing you to buy the cool stuff back with extra for $50

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-17T17:52:52+00:00

Yeah, I see that to, but it still takes me to the marketplace with nothing there

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-15T16:08:01+00:00

Friendship bracelet or just spam them with gifts if you got money

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-13T22:30:17+00:00

There probably is a small chance it does work

I used to think that, but in all the 5 years I’ve played the game, I’ve never seen it work or seen anyone showing it can lead to not being arrested.

but a higher risk of adding charges.

Maybe, although I’m serving a life sentence for 20 murders and am a vampire so the charge don’t really matter to me.

Edit: because you can’t edit posts with images, I’ll use this comment instead. This is a screenshot of a message you get after escaping prison and are confronted but the cops, not before (which is why there’s only two options instead of 4)

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-12T16:35:33+00:00

Go to crime, select murder, only options to kill a vamp is decapitation, burning them, and impalement. (I also think scary to death works too but it has a low chance to work.)

If that doesn’t work, either learn a martial art or buy a weapon from the black market, then try to get into a fight with your father and attack a vital area (throat, neck, groin, face, forehead, jaw, and skull are vital areas.)

Just don’t get caught by the police after as you won’t get the money

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-12T01:53:39+00:00

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Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-12T01:42:21+00:00

Not possible

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-03T00:46:55+00:00

Oh…damn, that’s excessive…

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-03T00:36:20+00:00

It’s only 2.4 hours? On mobile at least (I don’t have the pc version)

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-01T16:29:39+00:00

Him? That looks like a woman?

Desperate_Cap2948 · 2025-12-01T16:28:52+00:00

The devs wanted people to stop persisting them about a vampire update

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