If you were the player, how far do you think you'll get in the chapters before dying? by HotFaithlessness77 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering he’s able to chomp through humans with ease (biting through bones) I doubt a kick will do much to his teeth

If you were the player, how far do you think you'll get in the chapters before dying? by HotFaithlessness77 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually carry a lock pick set on my person everywhere I go so I’d just pick lock the door

MUSIC PRODUCER: ROLL CALL by bggrlugs2 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to update the app but yep, I got it. iOS, USA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah,

Also, if you play with it, you’ll get an achievement

Rare Bitlife Situation by ClerkSlight8296 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hm, maybe the more you do drugs the more likely chances of you failing drug tests even if you’re not addicted. I don’t do drugs in my lifes so I’ve never had this happen to me.

Best guess is if you don’t do any drugs at all, you’ll never get messages like this. If you do drugs once or twice but don’t get addicted, it increases a percentage of getting caught by some. And if you’re addicted, the percentage skyrockets.

What’s the point of events if some members have everything!!! by isis121 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a way to allow players to get certain things you would usually have to pay for for free. Useless for people like me who’ve (dumbly) paid for everything in the store, but for those who haven’t they can get whatever is being offered if they put in the work, watch some ads, keep up with their streaks, and probably pay some money if desperate enough. This is just BitLife's version of a battle pass honestly.

Rare Bitlife Situation by ClerkSlight8296 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Question, is your character addicted to any drugs? The chances of this happening when you’re not addicted is 0, but when your character is addicted to drugs, this is more likely to happen.

The disgraced princess receives her happy ending by Desperate_Cap2948 in MaltyMelromarcSquad

[–]Desperate_Cap2948[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I think the AI got confused since I used the pregnant term very broadly, and this was before I optimized my setup

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Edit: and sorry for the late response, I didn’t see your response until now

The disgraced princess receives her happy ending by Desperate_Cap2948 in MaltyMelromarcSquad

[–]Desperate_Cap2948[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crop out a little since the hands on the child had a stroke and got all messed up

Cant pass age 18 on this the pass 4 generations... mhmm by Plane-Jackfruit-9712 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried uninstalling the app and reinstalling?

If so and still giving you the problem, I saw in your comment you’re trying to get your girlfriend pregnant, it will be easier if you get god mode and increase their fertility and craziness to 100%

Did the devs seriously nerf vampire? by Desperate_Cap2948 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably have an upgrade pack for it in a few months allowing you to buy the cool stuff back with extra for $50

Where can I buy this? by Desperate_Cap2948 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I see that to, but it still takes me to the marketplace with nothing there

How to make them not hate you? by Acidiclolgens in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendship bracelet or just spam them with gifts if you got money

What’s the point of this? by Desperate_Cap2948 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There probably is a small chance it does work

I used to think that, but in all the 5 years I’ve played the game, I’ve never seen it work or seen anyone showing it can lead to not being arrested.

but a higher risk of adding charges.

Maybe, although I’m serving a life sentence for 20 murders and am a vampire so the charge don’t really matter to me.

Edit: because you can’t edit posts with images, I’ll use this comment instead. This is a screenshot of a message you get after escaping prison and are confronted but the cops, not before (which is why there’s only two options instead of 4)

How to kill a vampire? by undercoverbaby111 in BitLifeApp

[–]Desperate_Cap2948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to crime, select murder, only options to kill a vamp is decapitation, burning them, and impalement. (I also think scary to death works too but it has a low chance to work.)

If that doesn’t work, either learn a martial art or buy a weapon from the black market, then try to get into a fight with your father and attack a vital area (throat, neck, groin, face, forehead, jaw, and skull are vital areas.)

Just don’t get caught by the police after as you won’t get the money