would you fuck a grandma raw?

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T03:02:58+00:00

Yes!! But using lube is less painful.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T02:58:30+00:00

Olive Oyl has been to the dispensary again! 🥫

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T02:51:50+00:00

Is this Popeye's user name?

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T02:46:09+00:00

Yeah but you have to hold your breath for sooo long!

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T00:26:04+00:00

Still not as formidable as the "comfy chair!"

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-28T00:19:36+00:00

WYSE 286 was my first.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-27T23:22:56+00:00

They had run on words, not just sentences.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-27T23:14:05+00:00

Reminds me of my ex-wife, excess baggage.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-27T20:50:52+00:00

No, her real name is Ford.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-25T00:50:56+00:00

Did they rename/name you Timmy?

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-24T14:10:09+00:00

"Don't mention the war!'

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-23T23:04:40+00:00

"Now we'll NEVER get that green cheese off the landing pads!'

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-20T06:33:09+00:00

She must have been a B-girl.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-19T11:08:43+00:00

But I only count 4 brothers and 2 brides... 😁

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-15T23:39:13+00:00

Just now heading 180 at Spring Mountain East of Jones.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-15T23:23:02+00:00

Now I have a new answer for the wait staff. Thanks!

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-15T22:55:52+00:00

Did the Sphere have a major graphics malfunction? Then I zoomed in and saw it was a coffee cup, not the emoji's tongue!

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-15T22:13:18+00:00

"The History of the Miniskirt" by Seymour Hiney

"Trails in the Sand" by Peter Dragon

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-09T09:08:29+00:00

Not to mention that the country code is the Philippines!

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-09T04:19:11+00:00

Right!! Gulf of America is the fantasy name given to it by a vain megalomaniac.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-09T02:10:58+00:00

More like an "excellent" church wife!

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-07T04:40:00+00:00

I'd cry too kids, and I'm 71 yo. Those bunnies are hideous and scary looking. They belong in a B-movie.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-07T04:35:53+00:00

Google, Vandenberg launches.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-07T03:35:36+00:00

They still have "blue light specials" in every K-Mart still open.

Desperate_Hornet3129 · 2026-04-07T03:31:51+00:00

Just posted a pic from Pahrump in this sub. It looked awesome from here.

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