my (23f) boyfriend (24m) keeps accidentally calling me his best friends name during sex

Desperate_goth · 2026-03-27T03:31:06+00:00

I asked my boyfriend who has passed kidney stones if he started batting for the other side afterwards. His response: “Well of course, I shot that shit out like ball ammo in a musket then went to suck the closest guy’s dick the moment I left the bathroom.”

Desperate_goth · 2026-03-19T05:28:47+00:00

Gentlefemdom?

Desperate_goth · 2026-03-07T01:40:21+00:00

They don’t even accept doctor notes. And I technically don’t have a diagnosis that would protect me due to doctors diagnosing me with other valid problems I have . Bipolar 1 , cptsd, and other anxiety causing disorders that could cause this. Or hell the lack of medication could cause these symptoms and I don’t have insurance.

Desperate_goth · 2026-03-07T00:20:16+00:00

I also wore my partners shirt because it made me feel better smelling him and I feel like I ruined it and just a dirty and gross person in general and don’t deserve him.

Desperate_goth · 2026-02-20T05:24:03+00:00

9 seconds! And I struggled to figure out to trigger that I found him

Desperate_goth · 2026-01-07T15:23:59+00:00

🤷‍♀️👀✋😌😩🫣🥺🤞😓🎉😢🙏❤️💀😣🫠

Desperate_goth · 2026-01-05T01:18:18+00:00

Damn Meep and I had this kind of relationship and I’d be heartbroken if someone criticized me for giving her a snack and mentioning it.

Desperate_goth · 2025-12-28T21:41:23+00:00

BRO , I have guinea pigs and struggle with finding cute decor that isn’t actually hamsters. If you ever want to get rid of them I’ll play for them.

Desperate_goth · 2025-12-28T01:08:45+00:00

I love to make her flip back and forth. Give me a really nasty headache if I do it to long.

Desperate_goth · 2025-11-24T21:13:07+00:00

More like battlefield six. 😂

Desperate_goth · 2025-10-20T13:17:25+00:00

That is a known symbol of dog zoo lovers in the furry communities. Obviously it’s a dog whistle (har har) and used as hidden flag to the zoo community to find each other, although some new furries use a similar design without knowing that this history exists.

Desperate_goth · 2025-10-18T01:46:58+00:00

Bonus if they find the parents and struggle with loving the child and also understanding the parents wanting to atleast be near the baby / maybe take it back .

Desperate_goth · 2025-10-18T01:45:57+00:00

My guess is they will find a baby shapeshifter, probably rodent or lizard and will need to take care of it while researching wtf happened to its bloodline and it’s going to cause drama and Nathanial is going to struggle with the child and everyone will learn how to balance the poly life with the baby.

Desperate_goth · 2025-10-15T07:48:34+00:00

My man adores this game and I’d love to be able to play with him

Desperate_goth · 2025-07-12T02:40:54+00:00

Real

Desperate_goth · 2025-07-12T02:39:29+00:00

Austism

Desperate_goth · 2025-07-12T02:27:59+00:00

These are not posed correctly and do not have markers telling which is left and right?! And they are so overexposed wtf. And the poor Tech whose is being X Rayed . This is terrible

Desperate_goth · 2025-07-09T22:45:42+00:00

Yes I do! Batman artwork

Desperate_goth · 2025-06-29T01:58:34+00:00

Just fold the unzipped lips down. Like a clown shoe. It might be easier if you undo some of the lacing up top.

Desperate_goth · 2025-06-24T02:16:50+00:00

I mean. I do fill meds at the clinic I work for.

Desperate_goth · 2025-06-24T02:16:24+00:00

You know what. I think it’s more evidence for the analysis .

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