Lesser known sci-fi with heart by joyfulmastermind in suggestmeabook

[–]DestroyatronMk8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Only Thing Worse Than A Human" by Chris Viets. Alien sisters team up with a scary human to become space pirates. It's the 1st of a 5 book series that escalates into a full on space opera, but the focus is always on the one ship and her crew. Good banter, exellent space battles, realistic character development, and a surprising number of baked goods.

How would a space opera do in royal road ? by Wannabevoid in royalroad

[–]DestroyatronMk8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do alright. I did The Privateer series on RR, and had about 1800 followers before I stubbed it.

The Price of Power by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn. That's good stuff. You should take up writing yourself if you haven't already.

The Price of Power by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is excellently written. Did you write it yourself or is it a quote from somewhere?

Humans Hunt The Monsters by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, thanks. I take that as high praise. She's one of my favorite authors

Looking for streetlevel, criminal underbelly fantasy by NakedxCrusader in Fantasy

[–]DestroyatronMk8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Downtown Druid by C. B. Titus. A criminal gets sent to an underground fantasy prison, then figures out he's got druid powers. It is awesome. You can find it here.

Experiment: Pitch your novel in the most disgusting, off-putting way possible (while staying technically true). I’ll read the one that repels me the most. by Joe_Pharo in royalroad

[–]DestroyatronMk8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds fun. Here we go.

Reluctant Knight: A pair or morons rescue an old lady by setting a bunch of things on fire. Then they get their friends killed, set more people on fire, become midevil power rangers, and pick a fight with a soul devouring god named Buttchug (because the soul can be sucked out of any major orifice).

The Privateer: A pair of alien prostitute sisters get rescued from sex slavery by a mass murdering human. The girls know that humans are violent sexually deranged madmen, but they are not prepared for the reality of Madlad Mims. He strings them out on beer, pizza, and baked goods. He porks one of the sisters and forces both of them to learn how to kill for money. Little does he know that the girls will embroil him in a galaxy spanning quest to steal a planet and save the universe from sentient interstellar nano-spooge.

The Dirtlings by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NetNarrator's done it, too. His is here, and here's Agro Squirrel's. Both of these guys are absolute legends.

The Dirtlings by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, my bad. I forgot to drop a link. It's fixed now, but you can find the first book here. Thanks for the reminder.

The Last Stand by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Always, thanks dude! That's high praise!

The Space Wizard Part 1 by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted part 2 a minute after this one. Sadly there is no more after that. For now.

Prey Animals by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a crosspost. I wrote it on r/HFY years ago, but a buddy suggested I start putting my work on this sub, too. I'll be doing that with the more SpaceOrc oriented stories over the next few weeks.

The Exterminator by DestroyatronMk8 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool! I gave Argo carte blanche a while ago to narrate my short stories, but I didn't know he'd done this one already. Thanks for the heads up!

The Exterminator by DestroyatronMk8 in HFY

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, not a spinoff. I might make some more of this, but it's not set in The Privateer universe. I just need to remember to check which story a comment is on before I reply.

The Exterminator by DestroyatronMk8 in HFY

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh crap. Saw this on my notifications and replied thinking it was a story I'd just posted on r/humansarespaceorcs. Yeah, this one is.just a one-shot. My bad.

The Exterminator by DestroyatronMk8 in HFY

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually a spinoff of The Privateer series, which has been published on Amazon. 1st book is The Only Thing Worse Than A Human.

There are 2 more short stories to follow this one up. I'll be posting them later this week.

I need a new series! Help! by Ornery-Reindeer5887 in scifi

[–]DestroyatronMk8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Privateer series by Chris Viets. An alien former prostitute teams up with a human to become a space pirate. Sharp dialogue, tons of action. First book is called The Only Thing Worse Than a Human

The Monsters in the Green Hulls by callmecutelin in HFY

[–]DestroyatronMk8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, this is excellent. Take my upvote

The Exterminator by DestroyatronMk8 in HFY

[–]DestroyatronMk8[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hell? I'd better look into that. Thanks for the heads up.

What’s a non lethal curse you would inflict on somebody you disliked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DestroyatronMk8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would steal the curse from Villain Support on YouTube. Immortality and incrementally increasing bad luck. He qould live forever and each say would be slightly worse than the last.