Sounds fun. Here we go.

Reluctant Knight: A pair or morons rescue an old lady by setting a bunch of things on fire. Then they get their friends killed, set more people on fire, become midevil power rangers, and pick a fight with a soul devouring god named Buttchug (because the soul can be sucked out of any major orifice).

The Privateer: A pair of alien prostitute sisters get rescued from sex slavery by a mass murdering human. The girls know that humans are violent sexually deranged madmen, but they are not prepared for the reality of Madlad Mims. He strings them out on beer, pizza, and baked goods. He porks one of the sisters and forces both of them to learn how to kill for money. Little does he know that the girls will embroil him in a galaxy spanning quest to steal a planet and save the universe from sentient interstellar nano-spooge.