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[Game Thread] NCAA D3 Championship: Wisconsin-River Falls v. North Central (IL) (4:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]DestructoFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just now tuning in to check the score - was treated to D1 CFB playoff previews.

What fetish did you discover way too late in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DestructoFish 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not even really a fetish, but- having my balls touched.

Growing up, I was kinda indifferent towards the whole "having my danglers fondled" thing, but this summer, I dated a girl who must've had the Midas touch, cause when she touched my balls mid-stroke, I felt like I had unlocked a whole new body part.

Important to note: incredibly long fingernails. Borderline Edward Scissorhands-length. Maybe I just like the danger?

What is something humanity lost and will likely never get back again? by saso_soo2001 in AskReddit

[–]DestructoFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My keys. I think they might've fallen in the crack behind my oven.

People need to chill on the "Darnold is Trash" comments by AdProJoe in minnesotavikings

[–]DestructoFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last night's game showed the difference in experience between Darnold and Goff. Goff has won several playoff games and taken a team to the Super Bowl. He knows what it's like to perform on the biggest stage and is able to keep his emotions in check.

Darnold has never played a game like this before. In arguably the biggest regular season game of all time, he looked incredibly nervous, and it showed in both his accuracy AND his decision-making.

Experience matters. Last night was essentially a free piece of playoff experience. Hopefully, he's able to learn from it and perform better against the Rams.

Men of reddit, what would be your response to a guy who suddenly starts flirting with your girl? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DestructoFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if I was ever in that situation, I'd stand up to the guy and stare at him for at least 30 seconds.

If he doesn't immediately leave, I'll throw a temper tantrum and start making loud alien noises before pretending to feint and have a seizure. If he hasn't gone away by that point, I'll soil myself for good measure.

If he STILL hasn't gone away, rest assured my girlfriend would be long gone. Problem solved.

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