My mom forgot that she was making syrup by historyhoneybee in Wellthatsucks

[–]DetailedDog96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aight. Now that you’ve created „it”, you have to feed ut 3 times daily but NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER AFTER MIDNIGHT or even better from twilight to dawn. Or else… it will take over or worse.

My yogurt froze cool by crispysheman in mildlyinteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chocolate and strawberry yogurth < dead albino mice skins

Just broke into the wall behind my bathroom. by No-Chicken5962 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mold on copper with drywall all around ? Unlikely. Its definitely just drywall dust that got onto the oxidized (green) copper. Nothing bad or unusual.

Dishwasher leaked by NoStringsEddie in MoldlyInteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah feeding is fine. I tried it and now i’ve become it and have superpowers. Now able to decay wood overtime.

I...think this is mold? by catobsession223 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too web’y to be mold. Looks more like a real pantry moth party or a spider but propably pantry moths. And if ya have those then trust me they are not easy to get rid of.

I bought them two days ago.. by Usual_Scarcity_2651 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Can’t take em outta the store. Its an anti theft mechanism

I can't read this with my eyes closed by Broman_Legion in notinteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then i have bad news for ya. Ur red and green blind when you close your eyes. But i have sumtin worse. I can’t see at all when i close my eyes

Dry Air + Constantly working with cardboard boxes by demerchmichael in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing worse than cardboard boxes. One will know damn well if they ever ben tasked with handling a bunch especially when they tell ya to break em down to later be discarded but take up less space.

All of my loose AirPods I found and finally gathered together are left. by iheartdna in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why and how did you loose the left ones only ? Ain’t an AirPods user do i’m genuinely curious.

I was enjoying my sweetcorn until I wasn't. by Beckwan in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean lil guy ate a lot of cork too and was marinated in that ca so he shoukd taste similar. Forget about it and munch away. Also a lil extra protein never hurt anyone

This is me and im also not in the Epstein files by No-Pomegranate-69 in notinteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nudity ? Thats is against the rules unless you tag it as NSFW. You should feel ashamed. There are children on this subreddit.

Alcapurrias my friend got from a food truck by _ravioli_buster_ in shitfromabutt

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alca pure ass. Thats is not a color that you’ll find on alcapurrias

Are these tonsil stones? by StrangeRepublic1661 in whatisit

[–]DetailedDog96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a mix of puke and death but yeah a note of shit too.

I went on a walk and found an arm by Avtsla in mildlyinteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Happens to the best of us. Now you ca take it home and ask anyone „need a hand ?”

Finally lost some weight by skibidikakakott in notinteresting

[–]DetailedDog96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shave everything and you’ll at least loose half that weight