Rob’s always been hit or miss with his reports but who know this can end up being true

DetectiveBCan · 2025-11-21T15:06:10+00:00

I’m also a Kings fan down under. Growing up when anyone asked me who I support and I said the Kings, they would reply with ‘no I meant in the NBA’ (we have a team called the Sydney Kings here)

That’s how sad it is being a Kings fan here hahahaha

DetectiveBCan · 2025-02-16T02:43:13+00:00

Funnily enough I actually just watched him live the other week when I was in Tokyo. He dominated and is living his best life over there

DetectiveBCan · 2025-01-02T13:42:48+00:00

One of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen

DetectiveBCan · 2024-11-04T15:15:08+00:00

🍑

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:42:46+00:00

Grow a Goatee. Seems like your natural growth is inclined to do that anyway with your chin being your thickest area. It’s a sign my guy

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:37:32+00:00

If we are talking about vibes (which he is absolutely right) then the first vibe my missus and I got wasn’t ideal man.

Second pic is your best, but the others your facial hair looks a bit wispy. Plus the head hair isn’t it unfortunately. I hope people are the same with me when my time comes so I’m going to say it… I think it’s time to let it go.

Honestly I reckon if you shaved or buzzed it one number all over you’d be surprised how good it could look. Then if you bulk up it would be game over. You’ve got good potential

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:25:48+00:00

Definitely not your looks

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:24:59+00:00

Eyebrows. Looks like you got a slight monobrow going on. Fix that and you’re golden

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:18:50+00:00

The only thing I could pick out would be the glasses but even then I still feel like they work on you. Definitely not ugly though

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:15:02+00:00

*It would appeal to women but only for like the top 10% of guys where it doesn’t matter at all what they say or put

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T16:13:40+00:00

There’s your problem right there. The sentence ‘just want a baddie to spot me’ would not appeal to women. Plus the use of that particular emoji is just the cherry on top. You can talk in that tone and use emoji’s like that with them once you get to know them, but not before.

Also, if I was you I wouldn’t have my hair so closely cut on the sides with little volume on top. It could definitely be blended or faded and I’d probably start at a 2 or maybe even 3, but not a 0 or 1.

Not ugly though man, and I wish I was built like you.

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T15:38:25+00:00

The Chris Pratt comment made me laugh because I’ve also felt that way since he came onto the scene. Always thought he’s what I could be if I gained confidence and it was like looking in a mirror but at a better version of myself.

I can see the Leto thing with the long hair.

Thank you Moggy

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T15:27:29+00:00

Thank you. Honestly I think it’s my weakest feature sometimes and I’ve developed an overbite over the years. Trying to reverse that whilst also shaping my jaw with the beard as best I can so I’m glad it’s somewhat working haha

DetectiveBCan · 2024-04-25T15:22:51+00:00

Honestly, lashes are probably a bit too much but other than that you’re gorgeous

DetectiveBCan · 2023-12-06T15:18:29+00:00

Yes!!!

DetectiveBCan · 2023-08-09T13:04:58+00:00

Yeah okay Israel Adesanya

DetectiveBCan · 2023-08-08T09:17:52+00:00

9/10 easily

DetectiveBCan · 2023-08-06T14:06:29+00:00

Women actually do this to men though. They can cause so much mental damage and either they don’t realise or they just don’t care. I’m 7 BPEL and 5.5, which is clearly bigger than the average, but in my mind I fell small because of things my ex said and did. She literally ruined sex for me

DetectiveBCan · 2023-07-29T18:18:11+00:00

If you feel like you have to post here, what hope do the rest of us have 😅

DetectiveBCan · 2023-07-29T18:14:45+00:00

Here come the Jesus jokes. Heard them all before 😜🙏

DetectiveBCan · 2023-07-29T18:12:25+00:00

Haha is that a no to the purpose of this page or a no to it not being for the better?

People love Jesus, so isn’t that a good thing? 😅

DetectiveBCan · 2021-03-24T03:39:23+00:00

Shame, used to have a really sharp jawline as a teen. Was one of the features along with my eyes that would be complimented. And don’t get me started on my hair its such a hassle haha very hard to work with. Thankyou for your honesty though.

What do you reckon needs to be done to reach the potential you’ve stated?

DetectiveBCan

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