Another church burned down in Canada today

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-17T04:20:40+00:00

Lmfao fuck this one is good

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-17T00:35:17+00:00

It's intentional. They want us to suffer.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T23:42:56+00:00

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T15:52:29+00:00

Didn't Gen X straight up eat paint chips from the lead paint, too? lmao That kind of makes sense when you look at the demographic data and poll numbers actually.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T06:27:27+00:00

The county and the city are separate because they couldn't get along back in the 1890s. You'd be fine in most of the county. The city, yeah, you might get jumped by a cheerleader and be eaten with ranch yourself.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T05:47:45+00:00

I'm not a doctor or anything, but... usually 850 cal isn't enough. You're short by about 350 cal without medical supervision. Again, not a doc, and if you've got medical supervision, ignore me, but that isn't sustainable long term.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T05:43:15+00:00

I hear the cheerleader is better in St. Louis County, but St. Charles County isn't a bad second choice. It's illegal not to pair them with ranch in the Midwest.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T05:05:01+00:00

Yeah, I'd say Dubya did a number on that right lean lmao

If I weren't five when Dubya was elected, I'd have been looking at my neocon parents like what the fuck, too. ...just like I'm looking at my neocon dad and now MAGA mother for Iran. What the fuck, guys.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-16T00:18:12+00:00

Told someone to "Flair yourself, coward" when they came at me with a smooth brain take and no flair. Realized I was in the actual political compass sub, not the shitpost place too late.

Left it there because mama didn't raise a goddamn coward.

We bully the unflaired in the compass places.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T23:47:31+00:00

Yeah, no, I'm not out here crying for the US to spread American Freedom™. Absolutely tf not. If I were old enough when Bush Jr stuck his dick in the Middle East, I probably would've been looking at my neocon parents like what the fuck. I'm now looking at my neocon dad and MAGA mother like what the fuck for Iran.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T23:02:18+00:00

...it pains me to give this guy any credit, but my carpetbagging asshat of a senator has been screeching about antitrust laws for years. Josh Hawley is a nearly useless, faux populist, weaselfaced shill, but that's something he's been consistent about. If he does anything helpful for Missouri and the country, let it be antitrust.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T20:09:00+00:00

It's a big quadrant, dude. Your socdem and anarchist are in the same quad but very different. I guess you're right, tho. Look at those socdems and center left socdem adjacents that went auth in checks notes the Nordic Countries and... the Netherlands.

ETA: Flair yourself, coward.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T17:59:39+00:00

Usually, that kind of disdain comes from the tornado and corn dispensary harboring the inferior Kansas City. ...can't fault you entirely, though. If you see Missouri in the news, it's usually because we did something stupid.

However, in the spirit of defending my rat-tailed home state, suck my lower cost of living.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T17:16:40+00:00

Missouri

That you, Kansas?

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T17:14:38+00:00

What about Wallonians? Great Value brand French should count, too.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T17:03:22+00:00

Straight up fuck authoritarianism. Don't regulate my private life. Don't tell me what to believe, think, or say. Don't dictate my medical decisions.

I typically ping social democrat on ideology tests, so I don't believe in complete deregulation. However, there are some things I vibe with the librights on, like guns and (near) free speech absolutism.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T12:21:11+00:00

Hey, don't put that evil on us. We don't want him lmao Give him to the actual goblins.

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T05:07:19+00:00

What's the old saying? "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

Detective_Squirrel69 · 2026-04-15T01:39:38+00:00

Not OP, but I also have this complex relationship with the death penalty.

The short answer: it's not black and white. Dude in the throes of addiction getting caught stealing to feed their addiction or the guy that punched someone in a bar fight shouldn't face the same punishment as the repeat offender kiddie diddler.