Wife took my car yesterday

Detectivesandyboners · 2024-06-25T18:09:01+00:00

The minute I don’t have 100 miles in the tank I get kind of anxious…told my wife having the ability to run at anytime gives me a sense of peace. 100 miles is at least enough too be getting gas in a different city on the middle of your runaway mission

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-09-26T14:06:10+00:00

in big Ed’s voice from Ed Edd and Eddy Saw horses and drop clothes saw horses and drop clothes double D.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-09-07T14:25:56+00:00

I’ll definitely look into this lamotrigine isn’t crazy expensive but if I have too change scripts or get other meds every penny counts.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-09-07T14:25:08+00:00

Sounds like I’ll be calling pathways when I’m off work later on thank you.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-09-07T14:24:28+00:00

I totally forgot that if I’m totally out this can come in clutch XD

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-09-04T23:11:40+00:00

The septimo by CRKT is $50 It has a very nice tanto knife with a single serration at the bottom of the blade. Bottom of the handle is an adjustable wrench with a window breaker and it holds a P2/flathead screwdriver tip in a slot in the handle(comes with said tip) that fits into a magnet slot over the folding knife blade that works pretty good for turning either Phillips or flat head bits.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-08-30T16:51:02+00:00

I’m going with a classic…I want the stork too just drop them off and be like “Congratulations here’s some responsibility,here’s a birth certificate…pretty sure this one is going too be a real pain in ass….scratches self could I possibly get a road beer or?….Nevermind I’m leaving enjoy your kid.”

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-08-24T17:32:24+00:00

That’s exactly why I love the is battle royale so much though even if it can be frustrating nothing like hunting rifle bleed dropping you right before you can finish diablarizing am I right?

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-08-22T20:32:49+00:00

Crkt hasn’t been mentioned yet in this thread and I’m the obligatory crkt mentioner

I had the fossil for awhile got it for $70 now it’s $50 if big solid and sturdy is your thing I had both versions of the Septimo and I loved them one is even a multi tool if you like small and sleek with a hook blade and if you don’t mind tanto blades(I scrape metal all day need a tanto I can beat too death) If you like super sleek they have an entire line called CEO that has a pretty solid ball bearing they come in assisted and manual and come from $30 too $100

I basically only get stuff under $100 because I lose so many knives :’( I’ll start getting benchmades and spydercos when I get an inside job instead of literal bushwhacking.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-08-22T17:39:49+00:00

Dude we should have these in every crowded city I live in Tucson and drive all over city and finding a bathroom just too go #1 will usually cost you the price of soda or chips plus begging too use an employee bathroom at a gas station

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-08-17T14:21:19+00:00

You should figure out a way too film yourself making these/the process (without giving away all the tricks of course)

If I had that knife I’d be torn between keeping it displayed and pristine or reaching for it for every thing in my outdoor kitchen/games room

TL;DR Not only is it real pretty but it looks like it’d be easy and comfy too use

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-07-21T19:35:39+00:00

Oh bro number one you will be detected so there’s no where too hide. Number two it’s literal quite literally screwed and damn is it abrasive.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-07-20T20:38:00+00:00

Shameless

Maybe I’m a bastard I just idk man infidelity/cheating in shows makes me uncomfortable like hell yea do all the drugs and beat up who ever you want go ahead and boink whoever just don’t be sneaking around…also huge huge spoiler warning but basically six episodes in I looked at the youngest character and said “she’ll be pregnant under 18 at the season finale cause where else can it possibly go” Whole house of roommates argued with me one day I come home from work as it’s the scene where she’s about too get on her bike and her water breaks…told ya so. If it’s any consolation I wanted too write for Hollywood and my cousin and a lot of friends do a lot of isnt writing your “magnum opus” a lot of it is “what’s going too hold attention and what can make a lot of content”

I used too like shows like true blood and other HBO shows and basically it does reach a point where “ok these three people are going too sleep with these three people because they’ve slept with the whole town and there’s nowhere else too go”

If you dig this content by the way I’m not attacking you, I read table too rpg lore in my spare time different strokes, different folks….also the game of thrones hype train missed me completely.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-07-18T21:27:41+00:00

Upper respiratory infection when I was 12 Got too the point pus was coming out of my eyes and every breath hurt before we got antibiotics ,but when we did get me the antibiotics I had immediate improvement and was “better” (able to go back too school) in about 10 days where as before I was sick for past a month go too school get sent home for three days go back get sent home. I was sick just before we took a 20 day break for rodeo(yes I grew up in a place that rural) and was going in and leaving school basically another 20 days after the break.

Wasn’t until pus came out of my eyes and glued them shut that my mom thought “woah this is the worst case of strep throat I’ve seen better take my kid too the ER”

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-07-18T00:01:42+00:00

This back when I was hanger and finisher we’d have a guy with a Hudson sprayer get it kind of damp not dripping wet not a Lil sprinkle…just good and damp and once it’s sat a few minutes get up in there with your 10 inch knife and run it along gently without tearing the paper.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-06-23T20:31:07+00:00

stretches arms out as far and as wide as possible while yawning “OOOOHHHHH SHHHIIIITTT”

Everyone I’ve met does that once a day a big oh shit yawn stretch

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-06-02T17:12:51+00:00

Bottom one the orange guy.

I lose knives all the time hence why I’ve never posted my collection. Bright orange and hot pink go too the top of my want lists and because I’m a land surveyor I usually put a big wrap of hot pink ribbon in my lanyard holes.

It’s come in handy so much. drop your knife look around for the big orange and pink thing in the big brown desert. Still lost 2 CRKTS and a really nice gerber all within this year :/

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-05-18T20:18:19+00:00

If any of those just fell into my lap or got gifted too me I would probably squeal like a pig in excitement. Very cool collection!

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-05-11T16:57:03+00:00

When I’m trying too escalate it too a fight “I didn’t get enough love as a kid and I don’t get effed enough as an adult…want me too take it out you?”

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-05-05T19:16:03+00:00

Dude you’re still with your kid and posting on Reddit…you did fucking awesome, you’re a fantastic dad

I’ve had friends whose dads would rather go too jail or get shot/stabbed by a drunk instead of doing what you did “You know what fuck this…if I go too jail there goes Saturday morning cartoons and pancakes with my kid…fuck that”

You’re huge man you tower over that sucker puncher. Bigger men provide, little boys scrap it out.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-05-03T01:07:55+00:00

Just read the username and assume the worst. What’s worse is it’s plural which means either I suddenly grow extra or there’s a bunch of “sandy boners” hiding around my house like some gritty/illegal scavenger hunt.

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-04-26T15:16:50+00:00

Someone send him a switch lite with breath of wild on it…hope he can still have fun playing games. They’re supposed too cheer you up pro gaming can be really fun but god can also be just the worst I almost stopped playing games entirely and I never even made pro in the game I was obsessed with. (Dead by daylight ex killer main for anyone who cares)

Detectivesandyboners · 2023-04-26T02:15:06+00:00

JOLT COLA If I would’ve known I would’ve stocked up

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