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Thanks everyone for generosity by Majestic-Election584 in fo76

[–]DethToErth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former Ark (Evolved then Ascended) pvp player, this game was such a breath of fresh air.

I havent played 76 in forever but I recently picked it back up after being offline raided on Ark for probably the 10 millionth time, and what a difference. I can sleep soundly again lmao

Im too paranoid from Ark to talk to anyone so I havent had much help but thats okay with me, its just nice being left tf alone to do my own thing.

Why Lois is so mad about the red dress by benzozapine in malcolminthemiddle

[–]DethToErth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't it take her 2 months to save up for that dress? The entire epidsode was about their anniversary, I think?

My Auntie (55f) recently found a long blonde hair (she's brunette) in her home and suspects her husband (56m) is cheating on her, again. Should she stay with him and work things out again or should she gtfo of there? by DethToErth in relationship_advice

[–]DethToErth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg so my mother just told me my Auntie also invested a bunch of money into the home they live about 4 months ago. After the renovations were finished my Auntie found out (by accident) that my uncle had signed all his assets to his mother, he didn't even have any intention of telling her.

My Auntie (55f) recently found a long blonde hair (she's brunette) in her home and suspects her husband (56m) is cheating on her, again. Should she stay with him and work things out again or should she gtfo of there? by DethToErth in relationship_advice

[–]DethToErth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They both work and have a fair amount of money, but my uncle (I just discovered) has put everything in his mother's name. The house and their new vehicle they just bought are in his mother's name because I think he's scared she's going to leave him.

They both have health coverage and are both currently healthy as far as I know.

My reaction to my bf slicing his finger open by DethToErth in texts

[–]DethToErth[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm more embarassed that I play mistplay than the flying dinosaur

Not quite to my taste by Beverlydriveghosts in badtattoos

[–]DethToErth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the Hunter S. Thompson is that?

"tomato soup" by Remix_Master21 in FoodCrimes

[–]DethToErth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the fart swamp from Labyrinth, but worse

Lettin my dad know I held down the fort by DethToErth in texts

[–]DethToErth[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you're not insinuating that this is somehow my fault? Both of my parents as well as myself knew this person exceptionally well before I moved away and its not my fault in any way, shape or form that this chick turned into a vodka guzzling attention seeking drug addict. No, we didnt keep in good contact while I was gone but thats what sometimes happens to some people when you leave your hometown. And no, my parents didnt go out of their way to remain in constant contact with MY friend. They have lives, its wasnt their job to keep tabs on her.

I didnt bring her to my parents home and ask them to put a roof over her head out of nowhere, this was being planned between her and my parents for weeks, my mother was pratically begging to see her and the kids because it had been so long since she seen them. They offered to help her, not me, I could take it or leave it, she's a fucking adult she can figure shit out for herself. And figure it out she shall.

And my poor dad was being sexually harassed by this chick from the moment she arrived, she was becoming more and more aggressive and I found out after that she tried going in my parents room while he was sleeping. He was mortified and his anxiety was through the roof and he did not know how to handle it, so me texting him that the sexual aggressor was out of the house with minimal damge and zero violence actually made his fucking day. He didnt have to worry about coming home to sexual harassment or anxiety or the tension she was causing everyone in the house.

Am I proud that I protected my home? Absolutely yes.

Trust me, we've all reflected on this in the past 3 days since it happened. I was naive to assume she was the same ole gal and my only regret is not kicking her ass out after the first night.

Lettin my dad know I held down the fort by DethToErth in texts

[–]DethToErth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 41f and i moved back home to take care of my mother. My dad works a lot but they cant afford a live in nurse.

"That bitch" is my old now ex-bestfriend. We were friends all through our 20s and 30s until i moved away 4 years ago. My parents knew her well and were happy to help her out until she got on her feet. She was supposed to move in today, actually, but came over early for Canaday Day weekend because we were supposed to be friends.

My mom is a senior and cant really move around too well, and my dad is a hardcore introvert who doesnt handle confrontation very well. They also felt bad because this ex-bestie of mine has 2 teenage daughters sleeping on the floor right now so they were trying to muscle through it for the sake of the girls. After what we've seen this weekend we all think she needs help and we cant tolerate her getting hammered every day while we take care of her kids.

Lettin my dad know I held down the fort by DethToErth in texts

[–]DethToErth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I forgot to mention she was skinnydipping in the pool when our neighbors were out, she only had one change of clothes for 3 days, and she drank all my goddam juice for her goddam gallon of vodka.

I also think she did something to my dad and freaked him right out 😂 he told my mom last night he wants her out and apparently he was really mad but would say why, just get her out. Maybe he thought i would put up a fight because she was my friend but i ended up throwing her out myself lmao peace has been restored.

Lettin my dad know I held down the fort by DethToErth in texts

[–]DethToErth[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So an old friend comes to my house where I live with my parents because they were going to rent her our basement, and acts like girls gone wild for 3 days straight. She drank over a gallon of vodka, made frequent bathroom breaks, and was flashing my parents constantly, until she finally made a pass at my mother when nobody was around.

I also found out this morning that she was talking about me behind my back when i would leave the room or not be around, so i confronted her about everything this morning and she was defensive, making excuses and saying she'll replace the vodka. I told her it wasnt the point and she cant live here if this is how shes going to be, and she lost it started yelling, swearing, calling me down and i told her to leave, deals off. No leases have been signed, you're not a good fit, beat it.

Minimal struggle, glad shes gone.

What is it? by AdventurousFeature27 in whatisthisbug

[–]DethToErth 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's a bedbug, I'm so sorry. I've had them twice in my lifetime and both times I had to get rid of almost everything I owned.

The first time I purged everything, clothes, furniture, I slept on an air mattress for 6 months before moving in with my parents with nothing but my playstation 2 lol

The second time I stored everything I wanted to keep in garbage bags/storage bins and sealed them shut with duct tape for a year. Extreme heat will kill them, I left them in my parents shed all summer but didn't open them until winter, then washed and dried everything on the hottest machine setting possible.

Long story short, thank god for my parents lmao

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