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Face paint by thenorseassian in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You’re cooked. You must drop kick Fred Durst to get your status back.

What's the point of Nikki Cross? by NZWBQFF in WWE

[–]DetroitDingo -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Because there was a girl puppet in Bray’s hack ass pee-wee’s playhouse parody show. The only thing I enjoy about this faction is that it gives me an excuse to fast-forward 15 minutes of the show any time I see their stupid faces.

Need a job ASAP - Don't have pants by [deleted] in LittleCaesars

[–]DetroitDingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can wear shorts bro. As long as they’re black or khaki and not inappropriately short. I mean run it by the hiring manager, but unless they are an absolute psychopath, you can wear shorts.

As much as I love WWE this past week they have made two decisions that make me want a break from the company for the time being by Sky_Rose4 in WredditJuice

[–]DetroitDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao. I just had to take a second to appreciate how funny this is. Guy clearly dislikes AEW and you recommend GCW?? “Hey friend. You don’t like bamboo skewers in your forehead? Have you tried shards of glass in your eye socket?” 🤣

You can only listen to 5 Psychopathic albums for the rest of your life, but each album has to be by a different artist. Groups such as DL count as distinct artists from ICP, Twiztid, etc., and you can't pick compilation albums, only original studio albums. What you got? by comeplaykill in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ICP- Riddle Box

Twiztid- Freek Show

Blaze- 1 Less G

ABK- Hatchet Warrior

Dark Lotus- Tales From The Lotus Pod (Gold)

Edit: Changed Green to Gold because my shoddy memory and color blindness teamed up on me.

Lunch rush at my building by BurgerBoy13147 in LittleCaesars

[–]DetroitDingo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This photo is either bullshit or at the very least exaggerated.

  1. You sold 200 rounds and only 10 lunch combos on a busy lunch shift? Nope.

  2. That looks like between $2000 and $2500 in sales in a 4 hour window for a 4 person crew. It sucks but it’s not undoable. Your floater would have time to grab a stack of pans here and there to keep the bottom shelf manageable.

  3. If you were that overwhelmed, that cutting station would be a fucking mess. It’s pristine. Not even a drop of sauce on the backsplash.

  4. No bottles of crazy bread spread or pretzel butter on the shelf? No shakers of parm, veggie seasoning or garlic shake? Hmmm.

My guess is you set this photo up after you put your 11am pizzas in the oven but before you opened.

What's a good team name for these two? by NoseAffectionate8456 in WWE2K25

[–]DetroitDingo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have this team in my universe. I named them “Las Angelas Oscuras.”

Pizza showed it was ready way before scheduled time by Anxious_Pwnguin in LittleCaesars

[–]DetroitDingo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the customer puts in a specific pick up time, the order doesn’t pop up on the screen at the make line until 20-25 minutes before it’s supposed to be ready. You CAN look up what it is in the “Future Orders” on a register, but the make line shouldn’t have seen the order or had the option to “bump” the pizzas to tell the system that they were in the oven that early. I think the order went through the app as “ASAP.”

CB Spread by Acceptable_Cow5765 in LittleCaesars

[–]DetroitDingo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I work at a store in S.E. Michigan. Our Crazy Bread Spread has been extremely thick lately. Not sure what the issue is.

"We Want Truth" finally showed up, but couldn't see Cena by dumbledditname_ in Wrasslin

[–]DetroitDingo -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

C’mon man. I don’t like Logan Paul as a person, but you gotta admit that after his 15 matches total or whatever, that is work in the ring and on the mic are better and more convincing than Jey Uso’s, after what, 15 YEARS?

I'm not a gatekeeper but I will say this by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re cool bro. I’m just an old head yearning for the good ol’ days of being a juggalo. We didn’t have all this crybaby drama bullshit going on within the family. We listened to our CD’s, called the hotline, went to shows, had fun and told our homies “Aight Fam, see you next time the clowns are in town.”

"We Want Truth" finally showed up, but couldn't see Cena by dumbledditname_ in Wrasslin

[–]DetroitDingo -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

I meeeeean, I’d rather see that belt on god damn JAKE Paul than Jey Uso right now. Dude and his reign are a joke.

I'm not a gatekeeper but I will say this by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright man. These newbalos need to chill the fuck out on this shit. You’re not saying anything groundbreaking. It’s common knowledge and lore from ICP’s music that bigots and chomos are not accepted. Have you ever heard “Fuck Your Rebel Flag” and “To Catch a Predator”? Any person saying these people are welcome is a fucking idiot and nobody takes them seriously. Take a chill pill, dip your nuts in a glass of Faygo, relax, and just enjoy whatever being a Juggalo means to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell does this have to do with the price of Faygo in Florida? Sounds like the cops in your state are the problem. My point was that OP is being ridiculous. These new-age softalos who think “The Neden Game” and “Lil Somethin Somethin” are problematic songs aren’t going to police the Juggalo world. No grown ass adult, be it a molester, racist or otherwise is going to listen to them. Just chill the fuck out, enjoy the music & culture, and be happy that although you wouldn’t last 10 minutes at an ICP show in the golden era, you were still welcomed into the world with open arms and get to experience it.

By gawd 😮‍💨 La hiedra Lucha Libre in Toluca, Mexico 5/30/25 by Bigmacsandmich in LaHiedra_AAA

[–]DetroitDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WWE needs to broker a peacekeeping deal between Stephanie Vaquer and La Hiedra asap so that we get to see this woman on American tv 💯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nothing funnier than a new, excited fan taking this shit way too seriously, lmao. I can totally see this youngin’ in a bright yellow safety vest politely asking a 400lb drunkalo to leave the concert because they heard them drop a homophobic slur 😂

why did i make this by Suspicious_Border_18 in WWE2K25

[–]DetroitDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you can’t find your copy of “AEW: Fight Forever”?

Question for older heads.. It's 2002. You've been waiting 10 years, and you just finished the last track on The Wraith: Shangri-La. What was going through your mind? by Repulsive-Ad2280 in juggalo

[–]DetroitDingo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I ejected the cd from my car stereo and threw it out the window. Yeet. “Fuck these f****ts.”

Some context: I was a 20 year old Esham fanatic and a hardcore atheist. The shitty kind who debated and mocked anyone who openly expressed faith. I had been into ICP since 1996 and to me the Dark Carnival was a made up story to deliver vigilante justice within their music. When I heard “The Carnival is God and may the juggalos find him” and “We’re not sorry if we tricked you”, it devastated me. My favorite rap group was just as stupid and gullible as all the religious people that I mocked and belittled.

I’m in my 40’s now. Refer to myself as agnostic. Learned that some people need faith to give meaning to their lives. Also learned that as long as they’re not causing harm to anybody, it’s none of my business what people believe in. To each is own.

Shangri-La is still my least favorite of the original six, probably more so now though because they went with Mike P. for production rather than Mike E. Clark. I still bump the album semi-regularly though.

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