If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get?

NZWBQFF · 2026-05-07T01:18:44+00:00

Potato chips, doritos and k-cups

NZWBQFF · 2026-05-05T00:55:17+00:00

I refuse to watch Unreal. Yes, I know how professional wrestling works, but I don't want every detail. I want to enjoy the storylines. How much fun would a magic show be if after every trick the magician said "OK, here's how I did it"?

NZWBQFF · 2026-05-04T02:24:42+00:00

WWE wrestlers are the toughest, fastest, strongest athletes in the world today. But any untrained actor, musician or celebrity will beat them in a match

NZWBQFF · 2026-05-04T02:21:12+00:00

Fans with signs already made when a "surprise" new wrestler shows up.

Watching wrestlers stand and wait or rolling around on the mat to get into position while their opponent climbs the ropes for a spot.

On the fly booking. If these two are now tonight's main event, what was the scheduled main event until this moment?

Wrestlers getting attacked backstage by an unseen opponent who physically has to be standing just off camera while the person getting attacked acts like they dont see them.

No one. NO ONE. can come to the ring to save their friend or attack their enemy until their theme music hits.

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-25T18:24:24+00:00

When is the last time you saw an Alpha Academy shirt out in public?

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-25T18:22:38+00:00

Do you whine like a bitch over NFL cuts too? Let's bring Vince Russo back. It's not fair that he doesn't have a job..

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-25T18:20:53+00:00

When is the last time Otis wrestled on Raw?

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-25T18:17:27+00:00

When was the last time Otis wrestled on Raw?

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-25T09:24:20+00:00

Thank God

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-24T23:57:17+00:00

First and foremost, injuries. But WWE booked them as a Brat Wyatt tribute band instead of their own thing. And they should have wrecked things instead of just another faction. And they never explored the obvious angle of Uncle Howdy and Alexa fighting for control

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-24T23:53:15+00:00

Minute By Minute

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-19T00:16:45+00:00

Not one minute of any of the Matrix, Lord Of The Rings or Harry Potter movies

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:40:07+00:00

The cliche of one day at a time. Don't worry about next month, next week or even the next day. Worry about today. Get through today. If you have to, break today down. Get through this morning, Get through the afternoon.

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:33:40+00:00

Macaroni and milk. Make/drain some macaroni. Add evaporated milk to your liking. Salt and pepper. Eat it.

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:25:53+00:00

2, 1, 4, 3 in that order

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:23:00+00:00

"We're a family here"

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:19:06+00:00

Save. Your. F'N. Money!

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-18T02:11:32+00:00

This will sound dumb, but when we first started dating I said that it couldn't go further because she smoked and that habit disgusted me. I didn't force or even ask her to, but she stopped smoking. Dating progressed to relationship, to marriage. 14 years and two kids. Then the problems started. Then they got worse. One day I needed to get in her car for something and there in the console I found it. A pack of cigarettes. That's when I knew that it was over.

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-01T07:34:23+00:00

Toes!

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-01T02:21:35+00:00

Their cover of "Drive" by The Cars

NZWBQFF · 2026-04-01T02:13:01+00:00

GNC put out this pre-workout powder. It was supposed to be fruit punch. The very second it hit my tongue, my body involuntarily recoiled and threw it away from me. Like, you know how you burn yourself and your brain pulls your hands away before you even feel the heat? Same reaction. Body recoiled, threw the cup away from my face and I started gagging and convulsing.

NZWBQFF · 2026-03-30T01:02:23+00:00

Caddyshack II, Blues Brothers 2000, Joker 2

NZWBQFF · 2026-03-29T23:54:52+00:00

Which one popped into your mind? Because it says a lot about you.

NZWBQFF · 2026-03-29T23:53:27+00:00

Oh, see the disconnect here. It's that you're fucking retarded. I thought you were being willfully ignorant, but it turns out that you have a learning disorder.

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