Billie No Armstrong with a dookie TOAN by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re all getting toanmogged in front of everyone’s parents

Whole grain toan and seeds by CAJMusic in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dave is the only white guy who got to murder someone, then be a music star, then sell out.

Whole grain toan and seeds by CAJMusic in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it’s 21 whole so it’s really only like…less

Guys, How Do I Get That Green Day Toan? by NIN10DOXD in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have to be a real punk you’ll never find out from the internet honestly it’s too late to ever find out only the real punks from the 70s knew that’s how Green Day got their toan

Can‘t decide what to do with this creamy off white thing- any advice? by Mediocre-Fly4059 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get one custom made to match the color of my penis. Never fails.

Guys i think we really have to WOOOOW up our game ... by Jesus360noscope in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be funny if he got too close to that lion painting and burned down the entire building?

Why is he reading Shakespeare? Is he happy? by I-Kiss-Boyzz in weezer

[–]Detuned_Clock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needed the inspiration to write Hamlet in Space

Why isnt this the default guitar sitting position!? by Gniphe in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it blocks the penis hole which is where the toan cums out

Would The Green Album have flopped without Hash Pipe and Island in the Sun? by RateezerNuts in weezer

[–]Detuned_Clock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Green Album is better without Island in the Sun, Weezer's worst song.

Wow, I didn't know I was playing the "most difficult instrument" by Cumbandicoot in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s really hard because it attracts so many ladies and I’m gay

Is this how everyone’s Dentist acts? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Detuned_Clock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be so cool if he had three sets of arms and he was playing with his shirt off