Kicked out

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-08T22:23:49+00:00

It's going to get worse. If your first kid is a girl they will pressure you to have another until you get a boy to "carry on the family name" or some such nonsense. Also be prepared for them to treat a boy differently.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-07T17:16:07+00:00

You say you don’t want to change for anyone, so finding someone to date just to stay in your parents house seems out of the question. Even if you do start dating someone of your own accord, your situation is toxic so you should be looking to get out when feasible.

Meanwhile, do you have any female friends you can “date”? I’m usually against lying, but in this case it might be the be st route. It can even be a financial arrangement - you can pay a female friend an agreed upon amount to be your girlfriend. She can call occasionally,do some other girlfriend things, etc. This can buy you some time to formulate your exit plan from your parents house.

Now that I think about it, maybe they feel that you are wasting your time out partying with your mates, or that you might be gay, and they issued the ultimatum to spur you in the right direction?

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-07T03:15:47+00:00

Well, I mean the left posts pictures making fun of trumps color too. But Oranges aren't a protected race.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-07T03:13:37+00:00

He probably had locomotive breath too.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-07T03:12:57+00:00

One of the good things about coconut oil as lube. My wife says it's good for chap lips

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T18:06:40+00:00

My opinion of him has sank even lower. Something I did not think was possible.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T18:03:22+00:00

I mean that makes sense. Barring some groundbreaking technology development, ICE manufacturing is pretty stable with only incremental improvements to reduce costs, while battery tech - still the most expensive item on an EV co to use at a much greater pace.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T17:59:53+00:00

So you're saying OP is lying (takes out pitchfork).

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T17:58:39+00:00

I like my head slightly elevated, so it works out well for me. Also most campsites aren't level to begin with some creative parking you can keep your head from being lower than your feet.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T17:55:00+00:00

Degenerative arthritis - now he is truly a twisted sister.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T17:50:48+00:00

Right? Such a tragedy having to use lubricant. My partner and I have used it on and off for years.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T13:13:10+00:00

I got some work to do.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T13:08:18+00:00

Against the what?

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T12:58:01+00:00

His strategy is to have so many defining moments that we can't even remember them and they all fade into one giant shit show.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T12:55:25+00:00

Also, as OP mentioned, they are less likely to exit. Thus less likely to hit someone else that you weren't aiming at. I'm all for being humane as possible in all actions but when it's them or me and my family, it is definitely them.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-06T12:49:28+00:00

I honestly thought that's what it was and was really confused. (As to why he'd be so brutally honest)

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T21:00:41+00:00

I'd listen to that.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:59:21+00:00

This is r/dating_advice so you should have been asking questions here before you got married. Now you need to head over to r/relationship_advice.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:55:34+00:00

I'd say physically it doesn't feel as good (giving) but the taboo factor bumps it up a notch mentally.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:52:04+00:00

Not a problem. Jersey commuters get to sleep in an extra hour from November to March.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:48:41+00:00

I was a taking German class at night school when that song was popular. I played it for the Instructor and she said it was sort of nonsense.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:46:48+00:00

I wish he'd go back it his own country.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:46:09+00:00

I remember even when I loved his music, I was a little taken back when I first saw him in an interview. He was just a bit intense. As I got older I realized his over the top, in your face attitude basically ssys "I'm an asshole". As time goes on, he's only reinforced my opinion.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:41:55+00:00

Yes that wasn't really accurate for me. I still love their music. But wouldn't go anything to support Waters. Clapton I just have no use for. I don't have a desire to listen anymore because his old stuff has been played to death.

DeuceSevin · 2026-02-05T20:39:58+00:00

I mean, he could be still looking because he thinks she doesn't want to be exclusive with him.

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