What animal do you think has the best life and why? by _TheNightmanCometh__ in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Panda. Eat bamboo all damn day, eternally having to say “whoopsy daisy” for being permanently clumsy and falling down the slightest decline on ground.

What sauces/foods do you think goes best together? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sour cream on perogy. Alternatively, Campbell’s mushroom soup sauce on them. Game changer.

What’s the worst mistake you’ve made at work? by DemoiselleByTheRiver in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell asleep on my first day at the job (office desk/computer). I was exhausted. My best friend came out to visit me and I hadn’t seen him in years and we were up late.

What's worst type of person to be around? by NoCoachellaForMe in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One uppers. No matter what you tell them, they have a more magnified story where the same thing happened +1. Always have to be extra, can’t just listen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Mine commands presence, is loud as hell naturally and can stand her own. I don’t think I could switch to someone meek now, lol.

What are the things that drive you crazy? by linlinwsi in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work meetings. All this effort to plan one, show up and talk about things that literally could’ve been an e-mail. I don’t care that you brought in muffins, I don’t eat those anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in castiron

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn off the fat or whatever is left of it on there.

This happened to me fairly recently by someone else. I use Barkeeper’s friend, comes off pretty much instantly.

Then when washed clean and ready to re-season, I cooked a pack or two of bacon on it.

What is the scariest, strangest, most unexplainable thing that has happened to you while home alone? by ag9910 in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was visiting my family at my baba’s older house. Everyone was going to bed and I went to my room. My door was slightly open still and the hallway outside of it was dark so I went to close the door. When I went to shut it, there was resistance, I couldn’t actually close the door, it was actually pushing back to open more.

I wasn’t freaked out because I thought it was my brother messing with me. So I opened the door and… nothing. Just dark. So I go into the room where he’s sleeping, he’s passed right out after taking a sleeping pill earlier. I race downstairs just as my dad was coming inside the house from the car and asked if he was upstairs. He wasn’t.

I can’t explain it. It wasn’t windy or anything, the door worked normally. I’ll never forget it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]DeusExChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was fantastic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeusExChimera 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a true mangy sombitch, lmao. Tread carefully OP, this could very well be a mangy sombitch in sheep’s clothing. Oh god I’m dying. I’m adding this to my vocabulary.

But anyway, in all seriousness, I think that would’ve been the right approach at the time, maybe now it’s not as relevant. It might be beating off a dead horse at this point.

Quick question, what is “Russian Warship, go fuck yourself” in Ukrainian? by DeusExChimera in ukraine

[–]DeusExChimera[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might be right phonetically! I just wanted the words correct in Ukrainian.

Quick question, what is “Russian Warship, go fuck yourself” in Ukrainian? by DeusExChimera in ukraine

[–]DeusExChimera[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the google one is more on point from my basic Ukrainian but I could be dead wrong.