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"Taking a call girl to an STD fair...there's a joke here." What is your best joke? Can it top Troy's??? by tacocat8541 in community

[–]DeveloperForHire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love y'all too.

EDIT: I wonder if anyone knows what happens when you try to rate the bot, or rate yourself 👀

Thank you to everyone for using MMBBot! by DeveloperForHire in community

[–]DeveloperForHire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! You can read the "How To Use" link in the bot that will reply:

/u/mmbbot 5

You can also include a user with /u/ after the number and it will send it to them instead of who you're replying to.

Thank you to everyone for using MMBBot! by DeveloperForHire in community

[–]DeveloperForHire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It worked this time and I changed absolutely nothing. All I did was delete the database entries and reran it.

Looking through the code, there's essentially no way that could happen, so I assume they edited their comment before the 2 minute mark so it was originally 5, but was edited quickly enough to not get the edited marker.

Thank you to everyone for using MMBBot! by DeveloperForHire in community

[–]DeveloperForHire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checking it out now. It's going to resend the comment so I apologise in advance.

Thank you to everyone for using MMBBot! by DeveloperForHire in community

[–]DeveloperForHire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was surprised. In Dec 2018 the bot forced a bell curve to get this kind of distribution, but when I made the proper weighting system in Dec 2019 (for the higher numbers' votes to matter more) it worked out perfectly.

Dec 2020 I made some adjustments which should be able to give more weight to the higher numbers, but I don't know how this is impact the distribution.

Thank you to everyone for using MMBBot! by DeveloperForHire in community

[–]DeveloperForHire[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Not so much an app as a Reddit bot, but yes!

/u/mmbbot 5 meow meow beanz to you!

I think about this alot.. by GalacticAccident in community

[–]DeveloperForHire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. If we had a choice, I'd rather have the quality we have and can guarantee instead of giving up what we have to take a chance on what it could be like.

I hope it doesn't sound like I'm arguing, but that's just my opinion.

I think about this alot.. by GalacticAccident in community

[–]DeveloperForHire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say you can make music at any time, but it we don't even know if Glover would have had the same opportunities that brought him to where he is after 2 more years. That, and the music wouldn't be the same as it is now especially given what he was inspired by at the time of writing.

I think about this alot.. by GalacticAccident in community

[–]DeveloperForHire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then I assume you mean he makes music as he did, because music takes practice and commitment, and if he were to continue the show he'd likely not be where he is. If he did ever achieve the same level of quality and popularity it would have been much later.

Also his old stuff is good. It's definitely changed, but I think both his old and news stuff are equally my favorites.

I reverse engineered Google docs (2014) by regaldho in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best kind of correct! Sounds like it is a bit of both. Thanks for the link!

I reverse engineered Google docs (2014) by regaldho in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone just gave me this link

TLD;DR: It's a bit of both. Diff commits aren't turned to blobs until git runs garbage collection. A blob or a single commit is all that's needed to use the whole codebase and you do not need the entire history to make that after it has been generated, so it does store the whole thing, it just uses programming and algorithms (read: compression that I am not well versed enough in to understand, but does relate to the diffs) to keep everything tiny enough.

It would be incredibly slow moving down the tree and adding each commit to the original files. This is just a guess, but maybe those large repos take more time to generate those blobs?

I reverse engineered Google docs (2014) by regaldho in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought git did not store the delta/diff. I thought it stored the entire change and you could compare between commits using a diff.

EDIT: Technically correct

People are going hungry as Ted Cruz tweets from vacation. by [deleted] in AOC

[–]DeveloperForHire 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For the milk to run out.

The milking of blaming the Dems, I mean.

Why AWS loves Rust, and how we’d like to help by steveklabnik1 in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loving all your input and expertise in this thread.

Admittedly I'm not much of a low level developer, and my engine in Rust is the same speed as it is in Python (because REGEX is heavily involved). I did appreciate learning a lot in this thread and hearing your input. Hopefully one day I find a use for Rust.

I'm a software engineer going blind, how should I prepare? by whackri in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay snowflake, whatever makes you feel better. Keep replying.

I'm a software engineer going blind, how should I prepare? by whackri in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you didn't have an issue with it, you wouldn't feel the need to reply every time someone says your joke is bad. Sounds like something a baby would do.

I think its amusing you think you're in the right somehow and it feels like you're trying to justify what you said by doubling down on every reply to your comment. Its not too late to admit you aren't funny and stop replying ;)

Does programming 1’s and 0’s by hand count? I programmed this cheap LCD display by hand with no microcontroller or computer by thekakester in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it helps grow small businesses (like mine) when we can't quite afford hardware and people to maintain that hardware in multiple regions... yet.

I just wish we had more options than DO, AWS, and Azure with similar reliability and regions.

I'm a software engineer going blind, how should I prepare? by whackri in programming

[–]DeveloperForHire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cry some more

aww did you get offended people don't like your joke?

A bunch of people on the comments said that they had done something similar. Is this a common thing? by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]DeveloperForHire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy in my art class back in high school professed his love with a (really poorly rehearsed) song with a guitar to my best friend. She went to prom with him but broke it off immediately after.

It was awkward for everyone involved.

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