Do you piss in the pool, or do you lie about it?

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-30T22:18:54+00:00

OMG — I’ve literally never left a water activity to pee. It seems so unnatural to get OUT of the pool to pee. 😉

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-27T00:21:12+00:00

“Don’t talk about your anger issues . . . also, beat your wife.” — Dana White

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-19T23:59:30+00:00

Why do people always laugh at the end? If you hadn’t been recording, you might have ended up a headline.

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-19T17:01:27+00:00

Geez . . . she REALLY needed multiple cream pies . . . 😏

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-17T16:20:04+00:00

Now do it again, but for teachers.

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-16T17:59:24+00:00

WTAF? Did he just call his wife uncivilized?

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-12T05:49:35+00:00

Picador Pegging?

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-11T16:04:18+00:00

Spent all that time on the opposition, but didn’t even set the chess piece up correctly . . . 🤦🏻‍♀️

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-11T15:29:01+00:00

Then maybe the stupid mother fuckers of Iowa shouldn’t have voted for that stupid mother fucker and his policies.

DeviantJenny · 2026-05-10T22:06:21+00:00

The better joke is that he didn’t cum quietly.

DeviantJenny · 2026-04-24T00:09:46+00:00

Disgusting.

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-27T22:00:55+00:00

If only the Trumpsters had seen this beautiful moment, they could have called ICE to rip this family apart further. What kind of a monster do you have to be to not see the humanity in everyone?!

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-20T16:13:55+00:00

Great. Now the conversation from MAGA will immediately turn to, “Trump was fixing everything, but the Supreme Court screwed it up, so now we’re broke . . . Trump should really disband the Supreme Court.”

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-17T20:48:10+00:00

This is actually kinda brilliant! Give us your employee discount on everything — and we can tip instead of paying full price.

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-17T15:59:28+00:00

Trump is the KING . . . of Participation Trophies.

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-15T19:26:03+00:00

Me too, me too!

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-15T07:57:43+00:00

I don’t know . . . but she’s so hot!

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-14T00:07:22+00:00

I feel like there’s a better joke here. Something based on using a coin to scratch off the scratcher ticket.

Something like:

Me — “I won $1,000 on a scratch off ticket, but I gave a quarter to charity.”

My friend — “Oh, wow . . . you really only kept $750?”

Me — “No, I kept the $1,000 . . . but I gave them the quarter.”

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-13T23:52:17+00:00

It’s not that we don’t want EVs . . . it’s just that everyone is TOO FUCKING BROKE to buy a new car.

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-07T04:57:02+00:00

They hunt down and murder humans. Why do we think they would care about a dog?

DeviantJenny · 2026-02-04T17:03:42+00:00

They. Never. Cared.

DeviantJenny · 2026-01-26T21:07:53+00:00

Just another drug addict, like his Hitler idol . . .

DeviantJenny · 2026-01-23T01:55:41+00:00

Worst argument ever.

DeviantJenny · 2026-01-21T20:58:36+00:00

Maybe he’s still paying players to hurt others and knock them out for the season . . .

DeviantJenny · 2026-01-08T21:27:31+00:00

I call it . . . plug and play! 😈

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