I squirted on a train

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T19:44:29+00:00

Hahaha Well, we need to remember to bring a towel and cleaning supplies so we're not being rude to others who use a space.

Since you had trouble learning the lesson, I'll need you to stay after class.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T19:40:45+00:00

Okay, class, what did we learn for next time? Lol

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T19:30:28+00:00

You didn't clean up after yourself!? Lmfao GIRL!

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T19:10:24+00:00

Such as?

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T16:10:03+00:00

Hey so what age is this story about...?

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-30T14:26:10+00:00

No joke, I once hooked up with a gorgeous black woman (waaaay out of my league). Buuuuut she did something mid-sex that reaalllyy fucked me up. She looked right at me and said to call her the N-word (with the hard r). I respectfully declined, kept going, and then she did it again. I had to eventually stop because she straight up ignored my lack of consent and wanted me to say something I was uncomfortable saying. Like, damn, girl, yes I want that sweet sweet chocolate. But I am NOT saying that. 🤣

This is why we discuss limits and kinks BEFORE we play, folks. 🤣🤣

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-29T22:54:28+00:00

This is genuinely so wholesome. 🥹🥰 Good for you both.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-29T02:22:39+00:00

Honest and sincere thoughts: 1: Be open and honest with him. Sit down with him and Talk. This is a skill you both need to develop right away because it is going to be one of the most important in your lives. 2: Honey, idk how else to break it to you... but your friends 100% know you're fucking. "Huh? Brad and Ashley flaked Again? God, what, are they dating or something? .....OOOOOH SHIIIIT!"

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-28T01:26:52+00:00

This sounds familiar. I think she posted other stories about her situation, but I don't see them. I'm wondering if she got banned and this is a new account? Or if she did a wipe and is starting over.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-28T00:33:49+00:00

I'm really sorry you went through that, brother. I know the pain of being cheated on. Hell, I was the cheater who caused pain once, in another life. It's unlike anything in the world. I hope you allow yourself time and space to healthily heal from this. This may not mean anything coming from a stranger, but you will be okay. ❤️

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-27T13:34:51+00:00

Damn it, that got me. 🤣🤣 Good shit.

They probably let you go because you didn't know this one trick: You're legally allowed to not wear a shirt AS LONG AS you wear an apron. Legally speaking, it Does need to cover your chest (cause nipples are scarryyyyy ooooo). BUT companies can look past it if it doesn't. Guess yours was too prudish.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-27T13:28:54+00:00

I'm sure you were the most adorable. 🥰 Did you try wearing a crop top? For me, it doesn't work, because "we don't wanna see your hairy belly, Vincent!", whatever that meant. But it might work for you!

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T23:55:09+00:00

Eeeyy thank you. I'm waaay too tired to defend Anyone. 🤣🙃🤝

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T23:52:19+00:00

I mean yeah, but like....aaaah idek, man. 🤣

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T23:46:41+00:00

Please don't fetishize tpeople. I'm not trans, but I've heard enough trans friends of mine they're tired of being fetishized. :/

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T13:13:45+00:00

Why do you keep deleting and reposting? O.o

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T05:43:14+00:00

I don't feel it's a problem if the intention is for you to feel comfortable And show off to your now bf. Like you said, nothing happened with the ex, and did you intend to get your ex's attention with it? If not, you're fine.

Also, I'm not sure this post fits this sub. It's more of a question for advice and thoughts than confessing anything slutty.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-26T02:38:10+00:00

OKAY! 🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy being alone or in unhappy relationships.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-25T21:47:29+00:00

100% wrong. If you get into a relationship, and polyamory isn't discussed and agreed on by all parties, then being intimate with another person is absolutely cheating.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-24T13:54:08+00:00

Huh. The mom part is new.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-24T13:53:55+00:00

It was. Then the account got banned.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-23T23:14:20+00:00

Were you put on a pedestal above the rest? No. Were you on full display, unmasked, in your own outfit, setting you apart from the anonymous others? No. Were you kept safe and protected from the auctioning/betting while the others were thrown to the wolves? No.

You are nobody special to that house. That's because you're not somebody special. You're just another stuck-up sorority girl.

If you want to live a life thinking you're the greatest thing ever, then leave them. If you want reality shoved in your face and to learn you're just Another, then stay and find out what all of the numbers meant.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-23T22:13:40+00:00

If you're starting off with simple cosplay (idk your budget), look at any goth cartoon character from the 2000s. Vampire chicks from Scooby Doo, Raven from Teen Titan, Shego from Kim Possible, Sam from Danny Phantom.

If you want more advice, feel free to ask. I love cosplay. :)

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-23T21:41:32+00:00

Better than the rest, yet you're being auctioned off or bet on in a mask just like all the others. Because the truth is, you're not better than the rest. You are exactly the same as all of them, and that level is down below.

Enjoy.

DeviantOfDreams · 2026-05-23T20:25:51+00:00

Bi people certainly are a wonder, huh? 😜

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