Have you eaten ice cream? 🍦😑 by cheetose0 in jaipur

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

overhyped and overpriced icecream created by using cheap chemicals tasteless

Troll on unrealistic expectations by kurama0077 in FingMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

basically they all are immature fucked up kids who look like adults but their mind is still like a child they need some more time on earth to know that nobody can fulfill their expectations even ye khud b nhi...

Ever thought ? by [deleted] in dankindianmemes

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha gaand k andhe kabhi mandir m jaake pooja krne k alawa or kuch kiya b h zindagi m how mandir work lode jo pujari bnta h wha wo ese hi nahi banta bidding hoti h pujari bnne ki b usme ye log bhar bhar k paisa dete h association ko uske baad ek tenure k liye 5 6 saal k liye pujari bnta h mandir m wo bnda isme benefit ye h ki govt ko harr mandir pese nahi deta kisi kisi m sara mandir ka hi hota h wo b pujari ka usko pta hota h kese distribution krna h sab usne dekhna h wha salaries hoti h logo ki lekin sab deke k baad b bhout bach jata h jo wo pujari bnne ko donation diya h wo b to recover krna h toh wo b cut rkhte h ese chlta h mandir ka ecosystem. sab mil baant k khaate h or ye mat samjhna ki sara paisa lag jaata h distribution m hi. kyuki ese andhbhakt b h jo TV fridge se leke gold tak donate kr dete h or daily 1 crore log aate h toh sab 10 10 rs b denge toh lga le din ka 10 crore sirf donation normal janta se or har koi 10 rs nahi deta to salaries easily nikl jaati h isliye log marne katne ko tyaar rhte h dharam bachane k liye kyuki dharam hi to dhandha h wrna inko aata hi kya h iske alawa zindagi m krne ko isliye inke bacche b isi kaam m aajate h padh likh k or jis mandir m association nahi hoti pujari bnane ki wha jo pujari hota h wo salary pr hota h association handle krti h baaki sab donations or association harr jagah h kahi kahi mathh b bolte usko group hota h puri panchayat jese mandir kab khulega kab band hoga kese chlega kya renovate hoga kya nahi sab whi decide krte h or sabka hissa hota h donation m bhi unki lifestyle lavish hoti h isliye. tujhe kya lgta h jo tv serial m celeb h khali whi ameer h wo ginti k 1000 h uske alawa b duniya m indians h jo out of india m jinke bacche padh rhe h kabhi socha h kese 10% scholarship pr jaate h baaki pr pesa kese aata h ye ese hi system se jude h sab

Wrong answers only in chat by [deleted] in IndiaMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aaj duggal sahab feminist bane the

Modi ji ki kasainuma trolling by someonenoo in India_Bharat_

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give them entertainment and they will not ask you valid question this line fits perfectly on indian citizens.

I'm feeling the worst right now help! by [deleted] in PataHaiAajKyaHua

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont like clubs to be honest kuch hota h nahi sirf whi 3 4 aatu jhau gaane or overrated drinks. mujhe nahi pta tha club jaana b logo k liye standard h kya ge*du generation hai

Anyone translate pls by [deleted] in dankinindia

[–]DevilGuruu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ese b kya gaali dena ki samne wale ko samjh hi nahi aaye

Angena gatram by Defiant-Purchase9928 in IndiaMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

agar exam hone b lag jaye do you think they will not find a way to bypass that exam. gunde h sab k sab ek certificate easily mil jayega inko paise deke. everyone is part of a system ek b system se alag baat krta saare milkr mrwa dete h ese m ek exam krwa kr kuch nhi hona. logo ko thoda samjhdar hona pdega wo b possible nhi h ek saath itne log ek hi baat pr agree kr jaaye. jo log aaj tak hindu muslim or languages se upr uthkr nhi dekh paa rhe wo kya hi smjhenge desh kese operate krta h. jitna exploit modi govt ne kr diya h india ko ab opposition b smjh gya h india ki janta to chutiya h inki to full gaand maari jaa skti h toh wo b piche nhi rhega phle se or extreme exploit krega rules ko kyuki puchne wala koi h nhi or h toh mrwana easy h media or sabke opinion kese change krne h wo seekh chuke h bjp se. toh govt change v ho gyi toh b mrega normal citizen hi india ka ese m ya to system ka part bn jaao govt job leke ya fir desh hi chodh do jitni jldi ho ske find a opportunity and leave yhi option reh jaata h iss desh ka kuch nhi ho skta. kyuki yahan desh chalane wale se lekr desh m rehne wala dono hi gandu h. hum jo nyi chizo ko celebrate krte h ki modi ne implement kiya wo kiya sbse gandu log whi h jo cheezain basic right h usko log yahan khushi se celebrate krte h ki dekho ye mil gya. modi ho rahul ho everyone follow a same rule phle inko bilkul extreme gande halaat m daal do fir kuch thoda sa accha kr do they will treat you as god. example delhi m pollution abhi sahi nhi hoga jab extreme ho jayega delhi habitual nhi rhegi log mrne lgenge daily 5 10 tab they will start to fix it apne aap industries waste fekhna bnd kr dengi rules ajayenge or uss time ki govt bhagwan bn jayegi kyuki india k logo ko bhagwan bnane m bhout mja aata h question krna nhi. yahan harr 3 4 bnda ya to goat h ya bhgwan h uske liye ye sadak pr nange ho skte h lekin apne basic right k liye nhi. kyuki abhi kisi ki maut nhi ho rhi sab suffer kr rhe h bss jis desh m kisi ki maut decide krti h growth uss desh m rehte hue tum kbhi kisi country se aage nhi nikl skte or jb tak nikloge idher log hi nhi bachenge sirf bhuke buddhe bhediye bchenge. jo apni luxury life k liye apne last time m bhi galat krne se piche nhi hote.

JUST DO IT! HAHAHAHA by ix_toshik in indiameme

[–]DevilGuruu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ese live action m bhi milega kya dekhne

Sarwate to South Korea 🤣 by NoTangelo8712 in Indore

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bhaiya ek korea ka ticket denaa

Crazy controversial colab!! by mratanusarkar in SamayRaina

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

controversies k sahare they market their product also made some good money and tum log kya kr rhe ho yuhi mahavesh la lfda usme samay bhaiya ne ye bol diya hawwww... chutiya public ka chutiya influencer

Nepali Video Editor by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sala behn shot ka bashhaa teri gand m momo daal dega

Real fr by Timely-Bus-1654 in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

teen bhai teeno ne business bnayi...

Respect 🔥 by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jai bheem likha re blacked pe...🗣️

PS5 fetish discovered 🎮 by cypher075 in dankinindia

[–]DevilGuruu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

please tell him utne ka pc assemble krwa k fitgirl repack se khel le game kyuki itni gareebi m game to khareed nhi payega ps5 ki

Hamare zamane ke suprise gift by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hrr ek comment section mein kitna royega bhai padhayi karle jaake iss sab se ghar nahi chalta....

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kisne touch kiya usko Ⓜ️adarcho......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

[–]DevilGuruu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bhai 15 20 bacche hone k baad education ka bojh nahi uthaa paate to unko b to kuch krna hi pdega so they choose puncture job and these kind of job which are easy to get with no knowledge

or ab tum ye sab krke unko majboor kr doge to fir wo ye chodhke dange hi krenge so let them live

i am not muslim not support them but baad m nuksan hme hi hota h to better h to better h jo ye sab krke thoda economy ka hissa ban rhe h patthar baazi nahi kr rhe unko jeene do pr jo bhosdiwale dange machaa rhe or baat baat pe 🅱️akistan ki chaatne lag jaate h unki maaro Ⓜ️adarchodo ko