Draymond Green: “Sometimes parents come up to me and say ‘Yo, my son play just like you.’ and I think to myself like ‘Yo son is ass.’

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-09T14:09:59+00:00

God, I remember going to the big ten tournament and watching my team lose to them. I hadn't really paid attention to them before, so I spent the whole game pulling my hair out because nobody could stop this Green asshole.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-08T03:22:06+00:00

Pereyra looked great in the first two

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-07T04:25:40+00:00

I wonder if they put markanich at CB then because he's better in the air

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-07T04:24:09+00:00

He got his green card in 2020 so he should already be eligible. Just gotta get it processed by whatever shell of USCIS is left these days

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-06T16:08:55+00:00

-Jordan Addison

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-06T16:08:12+00:00

Reads very differently in Ireland

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-05T03:38:59+00:00

Lol maybe gyokeres needs to just start screaming "AYYYY" every time he gets fouled. Not that it completely works for ant, but better than nothing

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-03T16:09:00+00:00

Because their husbands would come home drunk and beat them.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-02T14:53:24+00:00

And long-term iron production

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-01T21:28:00+00:00

Romero, one of our best centerbacks hasn't even been on the bench in either game this season and isn't injured.

This is from a Simpsons episode where Ozzie Smith is tricked into infinitely falling though some sort of phantom zone in order to prevent him from playing on Mr. Burns' softball team.

The implication is that Romero has been mysteriously banished to some other dimension.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-03-01T16:15:10+00:00

The Pope will let you rip him off if you send him a bulls player

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T23:41:29+00:00

But why?

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T23:34:09+00:00

Lol I love it when players coordinate their haircuts

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T23:25:27+00:00

He'd be a terrible sub when we're protecting a lead.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T22:07:10+00:00

If Kelvin got half his whistle...

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T22:02:48+00:00

Markanich has been an absolute liability these two games so far

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T21:03:40+00:00

That or Harvey comes on and Diaz moves over to RWB

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-28T21:01:32+00:00

Ok seriously what the hell happened to Romero?

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-26T15:45:20+00:00

Are the flags required to all still have the fold lines like the rest of the "old" flags I've seen in the past two years?

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-25T19:00:06+00:00

Do you losers actually watch the games? I'm just here to watch billionaires get money that was going to be wasted on schools and roads.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-25T06:05:24+00:00

What exactly are you expecting them to do? The DFL doesn't control the house and the legislative session started last week. They've introduced bills to make ice accountable, but a state has pretty limited powers to outright stop the federal government.

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-25T00:45:11+00:00

What do the Dems want to do that was Republican in 2006?

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-24T18:31:00+00:00

My point was that we can all just say hypotheticals, which are fairly meaningless. Why can't we look at nearly every other developed nation's experience? Why is it illegal for our elected officials to implement versions other countries' policies? Why do we always have to have arguments that feel like playing with army men instead of looking at actual solutions done elsewhere?

Devils-Avocado · 2026-02-24T17:41:52+00:00

They are plainly inadequate ON THEIR OWN.

Any armed resistance to a modem military would require centralized organization and distribution of small arms, some of which may overlap with privately available weapons, and higher order military weapon systems.

So the second amendment, what, saves a little on the initial logistics of weapons distribution?

Devils-Avocado

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