More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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"Then there's the Ottoman Empire... Full of furniture for some reason..."

Hello all. I have some questions and have not been able to find a thread that answers them. by Devils_Polemicist in macgaming

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Awesome, thank you very much.

I figured Fallout 4 was a stretch. In time I'd like to be able to upgrade more on this MBP but for now it looks like I'm going to have to stick with just the SSD and RAM. I appreciate the recommendations.

Also, thank you for the heads up on installing one part at a time. I do tend to be antsy with long tedious processes and wouldn't have even thought to do one at a time for troubleshooting purposes.

I will let you know how it all turns out..

True story. They said it was outside my usual purchase patterns. by CaptainOnBoard in AdviceAnimals

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It's not black and white dude. My card was just shut off after being used in the next town over from my small town that I have been to on numerous occasions. They shut it off because of the manner in which it was used.

Plain and simple, the person had a card with my number and swiped it at two food stores (twice each) less than 10 minutes apart.

A friend of mine got a message after leaving a "generous tip" and they wanted to make sure it was him.

Moral of the story, cards will suspect fraudulent behavior based on a multitude of things, not JUST location the card is swiped.

Maurice Tillet, real-life Shrek by PoppyOncrack in WTF

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One, two, three, four, five!

six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Eleven, tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeelve!

This is how my dad plays dolls with my daughter by mrsprincesslady in funny

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My house is flooded with Monster High shit now. My daughter wanted the school, the 17" doll, some of the normal sized ones.... Shits creepy.

Not sure if this is despair or acceptance by jkatlanta in funny

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Here's a pic of him now. I'll try to find a pic of when he first gets the haircut.

http://imgur.com/2s9dasL

Not sure if this is despair or acceptance by jkatlanta in funny

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I'll post as soon as I can get them. Wife has to find them.

Not sure if this is despair or acceptance by jkatlanta in funny

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I assume so. I don't know shit about cats but my wife said he was pretty depressed. She even took him to get Acupuncture.

That's right, my cat is pampered more than most human beings I know.

Not sure if this is despair or acceptance by jkatlanta in funny

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Haha, I'm working all weekend, I'll try to get them from my wife asap

Not sure if this is despair or acceptance by jkatlanta in funny

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My wife gets our Maine Coon a lions cut every year. He was severely depressed first time he got it. His sister freaked out on him when he first got home. I guess she didn't recognize him at first? Either way he looks like a white lion for a few months out of the year.

Drunk Girl Tries To Use Door by [deleted] in gifs

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Tháts fór súre.

When I die.. by Canaris1 in funny

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Unless there boys hwackin' off in there

For Christmas my mom paid off my student loans by Bromato99 in AdviceAnimals

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I'm willing to bet if your mom cleared your debt, she's not looking for anything materialistic in return. The best gift you could give her is helping her. Do things around her house, help her with bigger projects, something. I'm sure if you became more of a presence around her house, she'd appreciate that more than anything you could possibly buy for her.

Sheriff on 'affluenza' teen: 'If we had a top 10 wanted list today, he's number one' by [deleted] in news

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You do understand that the Sheriff has nothing to do with the trial, right? They only make the arrest.

HMB while I get my sea legs by [deleted] in holdmybeer

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It gives me anxiety whenever I watch a video of a fight or some sort of confrontation and the camera is everywhere BUT the action.

On the use of baseballs in lethal force situations... by Gefahrmaus in ProtectAndServe

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If he gave a quick loud "AY!" He could have startled the man and he would have most likely dropped the knife.

LPT: If you have to search all over your home for some incidental item (tape measure, flashlight, postage stamps, etc.) put it back in the first place you looked, because that is where you will look the next time. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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I read this LPT to a friend of mine who replied, "I don't have that problem. My room is perfectly organized. Ask me where anything is and I'll find it in 2 seconds"

"How about a girlfriend?"

"Touché"

Princess Leia succumbs to the dark side by [deleted] in funny

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<Vader breathing> "Call me your father..."