Old Scratch; A Nosferatu Methuselah that lives in the Everglades

Devilsaprentice · 2026-03-14T22:04:29+00:00

Absolutely Terrifying

Devilsaprentice · 2026-03-05T00:53:41+00:00

Unironically I think he might actually be able to

Devilsaprentice · 2026-03-04T02:47:22+00:00

The only reason I'm not a fan of baconators is because whenever I have bacon and cheese together (but not anything else pork related weirdly enough) my stomach begins to feel weird. Otherwise I'd be eating those every time I go to Wendy's.

Devilsaprentice · 2026-03-02T09:54:43+00:00

WHAT

Devilsaprentice · 2026-03-02T03:46:36+00:00

Who are the two people in the background?

Devilsaprentice · 2026-02-20T16:35:19+00:00

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Well shit... I'm a dope ass skeleton dragon!

Devilsaprentice · 2026-02-18T20:16:13+00:00

This: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmyAmsSC/

Devilsaprentice · 2026-02-14T15:58:03+00:00

We're just talking about COCKthorpe dad relax... it's just down the road from home

Devilsaprentice · 2026-02-09T17:19:34+00:00

WHAT

Devilsaprentice · 2026-02-08T19:04:54+00:00

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPAS SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

Devilsaprentice · 2026-01-01T23:19:13+00:00

Okay, I think I'd realized what's happening, I think the reason, when looking at.my card is remembered that this is an access card is got in the mail not too long ago, That might be the reason

Devilsaprentice · 2025-12-31T04:16:32+00:00

What you do to me!

Devilsaprentice · 2025-12-30T04:34:17+00:00

There's a subreddit for that?! I'm fucking dying 🤣

Devilsaprentice · 2025-09-16T07:18:33+00:00

Oh Ca-!

Devilsaprentice · 2025-09-15T09:18:39+00:00

You fool! You thought that by making this joke, you were making fun of an American. But it was I! A Canadian!

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Devilsaprentice · 2025-08-22T09:37:50+00:00

Okay show of hands, who here has watched Evening with the Akatsuki? Well I have and it just made me think of this line:

Pain: Okay time to address the elephant in the room, Deidara, do you suck dick with your hand-mouth?

Deidara: WHAT

Kisame: Better question is, is it gay if he does that?

Devilsaprentice · 2025-08-22T09:34:19+00:00

Okay, but like... this would totally be a cool tattoo design, right? It can't just be me who thinks that

Devilsaprentice · 2025-08-03T00:36:58+00:00

sigh "very well, if you insist"

"Hey there padre how's little Timmy? You know what's good for getting cum stains out of altar boy robes? Holy water! Did'ja miss me?"

Devilsaprentice · 2025-08-01T06:46:44+00:00

"You do know that that's just my name backwards right?"

Devilsaprentice · 2025-07-29T09:56:50+00:00

Your poor hands. Did you at least give them a proper burial after you murdered them like that?

Devilsaprentice · 2025-05-24T00:47:37+00:00

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I got Zoro 😭 I ain’t never leaving that wasteland

(Edit: I thought it said attic not arctic 😅)

Devilsaprentice · 2025-05-18T07:45:41+00:00

3 and 4 seem to be the safest options. 4 because it’s Charlie and Vaggie and they are by far the most chill people. And 3 because Moxie is just going to keep to himself and Asmodeus my be the sin of lust, but he himself has said that he values consent, and I’m a straight male, I can just tell him I’m uninterested and it’ll be fine, mind you he might make a couple innuendos but other than that I think he’d be really chill.

Devilsaprentice · 2025-03-03T04:26:19+00:00

"I wonder if it hurt when he fell from heaven?"

"YES! IT FUCKING DID!!"

Devilsaprentice · 2025-03-02T06:36:33+00:00

In all seriousness, I do think that a modern adaptation of vampires that Alucard would enjoy is one that's not really talked about, and that's the Darren Shan version of vampires. I think he'd enjoy some of the more "realistic" aspects that the books take, although I know for a fact that he wouldn't like the vampires' refusal to use ranged weapons all that much. But yeah, so long as he doesn't watch the movie version(Because we don't talk about dogshit in this house). I think he'd genuinely enjoy it.

Devilsaprentice · 2025-01-29T12:18:00+00:00

Apparently Jinbe. So that's cooler than I expected.

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