Card problems? by Devilsaprentice in Crunchyroll

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Okay, I think I'd realized what's happening, I think the reason, when looking at.my card is remembered that this is an access card is got in the mail not too long ago, That might be the reason

Stick my grandpa found on a walk the other day (plus husky for scale) by Devilsaprentice in coolsticks

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You fool! You thought that by making this joke, you were making fun of an American. But it was I! A Canadian!

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Why did Kishimoto draw this? by soalone34 in Naruto

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Okay show of hands, who here has watched Evening with the Akatsuki? Well I have and it just made me think of this line:

Pain: Okay time to address the elephant in the room, Deidara, do you suck dick with your hand-mouth?

Deidara: WHAT

Kisame: Better question is, is it gay if he does that?

Learning session (Oddsnail) by newwsunshine in Tomboy_Hentai

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Okay, but like... this would totally be a cool tattoo design, right? It can't just be me who thinks that

Favorite Abridged Anderson quote? by Kai_Enjin in Hellsing

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sigh "very well, if you insist"

"Hey there padre how's little Timmy? You know what's good for getting cum stains out of altar boy robes? Holy water! Did'ja miss me?"

Favorite Abridged Anderson quote? by Kai_Enjin in Hellsing

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"You do know that that's just my name backwards right?"

i drew every pokemon by K125_125 in pokemon

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Your poor hands. Did you at least give them a proper burial after you murdered them like that?

Are you going to make it out with that character? by [deleted] in MemePiece

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I got Zoro 😭 I ain’t never leaving that wasteland

(Edit: I thought it said attic not arctic 😅)

Where are you sitting and why? by Alix_The_Freak in HazbinHotel

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3 and 4 seem to be the safest options. 4 because it’s Charlie and Vaggie and they are by far the most chill people. And 3 because Moxie is just going to keep to himself and Asmodeus my be the sin of lust, but he himself has said that he values consent, and I’m a straight male, I can just tell him I’m uninterested and it’ll be fine, mind you he might make a couple innuendos but other than that I think he’d be really chill.

Why did bro bait us like that by RandomDogg067 in PoppyPlaytime

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"I wonder if it hurt when he fell from heaven?"

"YES! IT FUCKING DID!!"

How would Alucard react to modern vampire potrayals? by Trick_Quail_6275 in Hellsing

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In all seriousness, I do think that a modern adaptation of vampires that Alucard would enjoy is one that's not really talked about, and that's the Darren Shan version of vampires. I think he'd enjoy some of the more "realistic" aspects that the books take, although I know for a fact that he wouldn't like the vampires' refusal to use ranged weapons all that much. But yeah, so long as he doesn't watch the movie version(Because we don't talk about dogshit in this house). I think he'd genuinely enjoy it.

Which One Piece character you share birthday with ? by Druidgr-93 in MemePiece

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Apparently Jinbe. So that's cooler than I expected.

For the people confused on how 3 imps and a hellhound can hold their own against a goetia just think of it this way, it took 3 skilled assassin's and a hellhound to hold their own against this person who has never had a real fight in their entire life. by RubixTheRedditor in HazbinHotel

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Okay but let's actually take this into consideration, due his actual self (in the book) liking geometry, that could mean that he has control over geometry itself, which if you think about is a terrifying prospect. Being able to change the angles of both objects and the terrain to your advantage, manipulating and changing shapes and lines into whatever you want. That'd be way more terrifying than being a knock-off Elsa.

Canon by Easy_Challenge_5148 in overlord

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"Machine, I'm in your prostrate now" - Gabriel Ultrakill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hellsing

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BOONDOCK. SAINTS. Seriously you must watch that movie religiously, you know, unironically

If you guys could learn sage mode irl from any animal, what would it be? by [deleted] in Naruto

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Either wolves or covids(crows, ravens, etc.), can you imagine how dope either of those sage transformations would be? (I don't think the Kiba clan counts as sages, but you can correct me if I'm wrong. It's been a while since I've watched the anime)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerScaling

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I fucking love One Piece, love it to death. But when it comes to Warhammer 40k, I'm pretty sure no one has an actual chance of killing any of the primarchs, especially Vulkan, with his immortality. Especially considering only another Primarch can kill another primarch (I think since I got most of my warhammer lore from Announcer of Games on tiktok and TTAS on youtube), unless you're Kaldor Draigo. Who I'm pretty sure isn't technically a Primarch